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why do we need to name our shlongs?
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This is a record of Dajuan's (aka WonTonDJ) mythical penis through history.
If you are wondering who made this page, look at your ethernet cable, that's not an ethernet cable, that's Dajuan's penis. You think this is the internet you're in? Wrong, you're in Dajuan's penis.
By using a small mirror (unless you are colored), you can verify that your personal member is a replica of the very penis Jesus took to Heaven with Him. Remember: when trying to emulate Jesus, you should overlook no detail.
For this procedure you will need: A kitchen knife, a can of Crisco, a roll of paper towels, and your penis.
"Como te llamas" translates to "What is your name?" in English.
"¿Cómo te llamas?" in Spanish means "What is your name?" or "What do you call yourself?" It is a common way to ask someone for their name.
"Te llamas" means "You call yourself". When used in the context of "¿Cómo te llamas?", it means "What is your name?"
The word "llamas" is the plural form of the singular noun "llama." Llamas are domesticated South American camelids that are known for their friendly temperament and soft, woolly coats.
You use "te llamas" when asking someone's name directly, like "¿Cómo te llamas?" meaning "What's your name?" You use "se llama" when referring to someone else's name, like "Él se llama Roberto" meaning "His name is Roberto."
You can answer the question "¿Cómo te llamas?" by saying "Me llamo [Your name]." This translates to "My name is [Your name]."
A common reply to the Spanish question "¿Cómo te llamas?" would be "Me llamo [your name]," which means "My name is [your name]."
What is your name.
Como te llamas
You is not a Spanish word. Llamas can be a form of Llamar (verb) - to call - and means "you call"-informal (Llamas a tu mamá por teléfono. - you call your mother other the phone) However it can also be asking your name. "¿Cómo te llamas" means "What is your name?" Literally it means "How do you call yourself" Llamas (Noun) is a large mammal found in South America similar to a camel.
¿Cómo te llamas?
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