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Well, honey, you might want to rethink your choice of words there. If you're looking to train your dog to mount on command, you can use positive reinforcement techniques like treats or clicker training. But if you're asking how to get a dog to mount you, I suggest seeking professional help... for both you and your furry friend.

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Well this is a simple question to answer, firmly glue a bone, from any animal, perfurably a large animal like a cow, take that and glue it to a chair. Let the glue sit for about an hour. Then with extreme force, plop your fat butt onto the chair then go to the local dog pound and you should get some nasty bites out of it. Dumb questions get dumb answers.

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