What did the school boy do when his teacher told him to find the first 4 letters of the alphabet?
Mum said 1st letter was, Go away.
Dad said 2nd letter was, 180! (watching darts)
Little brother said 3rd letter was, Superman!
Older Sister said 4th letter was, driving in my broom broom
car.
Went to school the next dad and teacher said
What are the first 4 letters of the alphabet
I said, GO AWAY
Excuse me how many detentions do you want?
i said, 180!
Who do you think you are?
SUPERMAN
How are you going to get away with this?
Driving in my broom broom car!