Humorously: Unfortunately the combination of heat and rotation of the dryer drum creates a vortex that allows the socks to be stolen by one-footed aliens from another galaxy. It is a myth that dryers eat socks, as they can't have that much fiber. Another explanation: Because of the evil sock-stealing Gnomes! A sock troll comes into the house at night and steals them from either the sock drawer or the dryer.
Alternate explanation: The dryer opens a time-space distortion similar to that found in women's purses. Like keys in a purse, the socks are kicked forward to next Tuesday, at which time they will re-appear. Since we are more apt to be looking for keys next Tuesday than socks, their return is less often noted, but the fact that lost keys inevitably turn up in the same purse from which they disappeared is proof of the phenomenon.
Factually : They gather static in the dryer and then stick to other items like shirts. If you go through your closet and look inside shirts/pants that were in the dryer, you will find your socks.
Your cat gets in the dryer and eats them.
Things don't just disappear on howrse, there is always a reason.
They always disappear with a puff .
Because I always lose my socks.
it always changes. go to the puffle shop. a note says in code, G has ------ ------ socks
Because his favorite actor was Van Johnson, who always wore red socks.
Wool socks for women are available from most clothing and department stores like Sears, Walmart, and Adventure Outfitters. Additionally, some manufacturers of wool socks, such as Smart Wool, feature a "store locator" function on their website for finding local retailers.
it is always different
coal, socks and fruits
Socks can get lost in the washing machine due to a few reasons, such as getting stuck inside other clothing items, falling out unnoticed during transfer, or potentially even getting caught in the machine's filter or drainage system. These situations are common in the laundry process, leading to the mysterious disappearance of socks.
this makes no sense at all **any socks really. though i would recommend the "no show" socks that they sell at most shoe stores. I always get mine at journey's dude you wear knee high striped tube socks with vans
both because they are always fashionable