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A blonde, a brunette and a ginger all made a bet. The first person to swim over to the boat wins a handful of money. The brunette came first, the ginger cam second. After an hour the blonde finally made it to the boat, the sailor pulled her up on the boat and asked "what took you so long?". The blonde replied "we were meant to be doing the breaststroke, and the others were using their arms" hahahaha
A blonde, a brunette and a ginger all made a bet. The first person to swim over to the boat wins a handful of money. The brunette came first, the ginger cam second. After an hour the blonde finally made it to the boat, the sailor pulled her up on the boat and asked "what took you so long?". The blonde replied "we were meant to be doing the breaststroke, and the others were using their arms" hahahaha
His favourite colour for a girls hair would be blonde or brunette and the style he likes for a girl is long hair ;)
Gaga is a natural brunette, though her hair has not been its natural color since 2008. According to Times Online, her hair is bleached because as a brunette, she kept being mistaken for fellow singer-songwriter Amy Winehouse. Currently her hair style is a jaw length blonde bob so it will be approximately 8 inches long
Red/Blonde/Black/Brunette hair(hair color) Black/White(race) Asian/Indian/Americans/Spanish people Skinny/Fat Heavy/Light Girl/Boy Long nose Small feet Tall
blonde, kinda long
Here are some good, clean blonde jokes. Hope you enjoy them! :)1. The Blonde and the TVOnce there was a blonde that went into a store and said to the shopkeeper, "Hello, I would like to buy that TV." The shopkeeper said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."So the blonde dyed her hair black and came back to the store. "Hi, can I buy that TV?" But once again the shopkeeper said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."So the blonde dyed her hair red and came back to the store. She asked, "May I please buy that TV?" But the shopkeeper said again, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."The blonde became quite frustrated. "But I dyed my hair! How did you know it was me?"The shopkeeper replied, "Because that isn't a TV. It's a microwave."2. The Blonde and the Water slide A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead went to the water park to go down the water slide. An employee told them, "Did you know that the water slide is magical? When you slide down, shout out your favorite thing to drink, and you will land in it!"So the brunette went down the slide and shouted, "Lemonade!" and she landed in a big pool of lemonade.Then the redhead went down the slide and yelled out, "Root Beer!" and she landed in a large pool of root beer.But when the blonde went down, she forgot the rules, and yelled out, "Weeeee!"3. The Blonde and the Genie There once was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead that were stuck on an island. One day, the brunette found a magic lamp on the island. A genie came out of the lamp and said he would grant each person a wish.The brunette said, "I wish for a ship so I could sail home," and the genie gave her a ship.The redhead said, "I wish for a airplane so I could fly home," and the genie gave her an airplane.The blonde sighed sadly. "I'm so lonely. I wish my friends were back here with me."4. The Blonde and the Magic Mirror One day a blonde and her two friends, a brunette and a redhead, walked into a store. The salesman at the store was advertising a magic mirror."Look into the mirror," he told the brunette. "Tell the mirror what you think, and it will come true. But don't lie about what you're thinking, or else you will disappear."So the brunette said, "I am thinking about marrying a handsome, rich man." Just then, a handsome, rich man appeared and asked the brunette to marry him.The salesman then told the redhead, "Look into the mirror. Tell it what you think, and it will come true. But if you lie about what you're thinking, you will disappear."So the redhead said, "I am thinking about living in a beautiful mansion." Suddenly, a large, gorgeous mansion appeared outside.The blonde wanted to try, so the salesman told her the same thing he had told the brunette and the redhead: "Look into the mirror, and tell it what you think. But don't lie or else you will disappear!"So the blonde said, "I think..." and then she disappeared.5. The Blonde and the Smart ManA blonde boarded a plane and took her seat next to a really smart man. The smart man wanted to show off his knowledge, so he said to the blonde, "I am so smart! Ask me anything, and I will know the answer.""No thanks," said the blonde.So the smart man said, "How about this, then? If I get the answer wrong, I will pay you $100.""Well, okay," said the blonde. "What has seven legs, purple polka dots, green eyes, and a long nose?"The smart man thought and thought and thought, but he didn't know the answer. So he took out his laptop and looked the question up online, but he couldn't find anything. He even called all of his family members and friends to see if they knew the answer, but they didn't. After an hour, he admitted he didn't know and gave the blonde $100."Now ask me a question," the blonde said. "If I don't know the answer, I will pay you $5.""All right," the smart man said. "What is the answer to the question you asked me?"The blonde paused a moment, took $5 out of her purse, and gave it to the smart man.6. The Blonde and the Island There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead that were trapped on an island. They knew they had to swim to shore, even though the shore was 100 meters away. The brunette tried swimming across. She swam 10 meters, but got tired and swam back. The redhead swam 20 meters, but got tired and swam back. The blonde swam 50 meters, but got tired and swam 50 meters back.7. The Blonde and the Puzzle A blonde woman went to a coffee shop, ordered a cup of coffee, and sat down to do a puzzle. She poured out all of the pieces and tried to piece them together, but no matter what she did, she couldn't make the pieces fit together to look like the tiger on the box.She eventually called her husband and he came to the coffee shop to help her. He looked at the puzzle pieces, looked at the box, looked at the puzzle pieces, and looked at the box again. Then he calmly put the corn flakes back into the cereal box.8. how many blonde jokes are there?answer: 3 the rest are true stories.
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Remy Starr- Hair: Very dark blonde, almost a light brunette, long and straight. Eyes: A chocolate brown. Figure: Tall and thin. Dexter- Hair: Dark and curly, above shoulders. Eyes: Unknown. Figure: Lanky and tall.
Lady Gaga's real hair is brunette and long.
Grow it long and wavy. If that fails, shave it.
long and curly blonde