How do you denote breasts in text slang?

Answer 1

Breast ASCII Art

Simple cupsizes

OOAA or A cup(o)(o)B cup( o )( o )C cup{ o }{ o }D or DD cup

More complex pairs

There are many different variations of these and if you know any important ones which I missing please inform me of them (by e-mail or discussions).

Nipple Variations(^)(^)Cold (erect nipples)(O)(O)Big nipples(@)(@)(.)(.)Tiny Nipples(*)(*)High Nipples(q)(o)Tassle(%)(o)Triple Nipple(")(')

Shape and Misc(o>(o>ConicalVVSmall Conical(-)(-)Corset[o][o]Android type thing(\)(/)Bra( )( )T-Shirt Bra(:o)(o)Vampire(o)(o)(o)MartianUUSmall and Saggy

Finishing statements

Use these wisely, do not abuse them. They are a way of life. Do not let them control you. Oh! and mix and match them to make your own constructions. Have lots of fun.