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Can I answer: Does my, but look ! Big in these pants ? ?
My ancestral seat is not up for debate. There is a theory that the secret of the Golf swing is all in the buttocks..... Any suggestion that in Roman times I was known as Gluteus Maximus is entirely without factual basis !
Answer (for men)...Fellas, while the above answers are wonderful, please don't give them to your lady fair. When she's asking this question, she's stressing about the planned event...or she's bloated. NEVER, EVER answer this question with a "yes"...unless you are prepared to be lonesome later in the evening.The correct answer to this question is..."Of course not!!! Those pants look perfect on you...here let me help you take them off (with a leer)" This will insure domestic bliss and a contented lady.
My two cents
When a girl asks me that, I simply complain that that is an unfair question and that I reserve the right not to answer said question.
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What is the proper response to that age-old question of 'Do these pants make my butt look big'?
A certain comedian had the unmitigated GALL to answer this question by saying, "No, honey, those pants don't make your butt look big, your BIG BUTT makes your butt look big". NOT very nice...
What should you say when someone asks 'do these pants make your butt look big'?
Just say, "No. Your butt really is that big."
How do you look like you have a big butt?
Step 1: Find a narrow window or dog door. Step 2: Crawl through. Step 3: If you get stuck, BIG BUTT. If not, NO BUTT. (Always have a friend and video camera on hand when perfoming these, so you can post it on Youtube and have the friend push you out.)
Do backshots make your butt big?
Back shots can make your butt look big. You can try taking shots in more of an angle to make your butt not look as big.
How big is Elmo?
Look in your pants...
What do you say when someone says you have a big butt?
you say'excuse me for my language but look at yours if say urs is as big as mine,OK but if not say why not open pants and show it to everyone in the neighborhood......HA HA HA
Is having a Big butt bad?
Its a prefference. A lot of guys like a girl with a big butt but not oversized. Yoga pants help enhancing the appearence of a butt.
If girls have big butts when wearing jeans does that mean they have a naturally big butt?
I am a girl and my friend always wear jeans that make her butt look HUGE Her butt is a normal size female butt. Girls have normal butts it is the jeans that make them look big
What dose your butt look like?
Big and Juicy
How do you make your butt look big in jeans?
You can not. However, you could make your butt bigger if you want to make your butt look bigger in anything. Just eat and sit on your butt, and it will grow.
Why do girls' butt cracks always show?
Because their pants are to big or want to show their butt crack. I saw a women's butt crack at IHOP and it was sexy. And at my grand parent's nuseing home, every nurses butt crack shows!
How can you make your butt look better?
It depends on if you have a flat butt or huge butt, but you can make both look better in these ways. If you have a flat butt, you should gain a little weight and start doing certain butt exercises. Your butt is your biggest muscle in your body, so if you do certain exercises, it will get bigger and shaped better. I would suggest wearing yoga pants, tight dress pants, and tight jeans. I love wearing MissMe's, because they are so cute and they make your butt look bigger and better. Make sure that there is no extra fabric below your butt because that is a huge turn-off. I suggest wearing a belt with every jeans to make them lift your butt a little higher. Please do not wear any panties! Thongs are your new bestfriend! I promise that they are super comfy and that the best ones are from Victoria's Secret. Panties are not sexy and they are like the biggest turn-off ever if you wear them with yoga pants, dress pants, tight jeans or anything that sqeezes your butt. No panties! If you have a big butt, you should probably lose a little weight and watch what you eat. You should also do some butt exercises too, because if your butt is naturally big, then it's probably not muscle, it's mostly fat. You should wear tight dress pants and tight jeans, beause the fabric would sqeeze your butt to make it look full of only muscle. Please only wear thongs too and no panties!
