No.
most likely
Shoplifting isn't a serious crime, however, if the shoplifter is illegal and the police find out, it's a huge possibility that the illegal could be deported. If the immigrant is a legal U.S. citizen, then no.
yes
Yes the illegal would be deported and the U.S. citizen who entered into this fraud marriage fined and possibly jailed.
If the 17 year old has parental permission. Note that will not change the status of the illegal immigrant, who can still be deported.
Guess ja ja
No stupid. Think about it.
Unfortunately, yes.
The guy who said that if you're an illegal immigrant with a misdemeanor, you get deported is wrong. It depends on which state you live in. Democratic states are more likely to let an illegal immigrant go simply by paying the bail charges. In a republican state, the illegal immigrant may not be so lucky (I don't know the answer for a republican state).
yes they can but you have to get an immigration lawyer and a very good one at that.
An illegal immigrant to the US is, by definition, a person who has entered the country in a manner which violates US immigration law. That is the distinction between legal immigrants and illegal immigrants. So yes, they get deported.