What is booty juice?

Answer 1

Booty Juice (Mcbooty Juice) is a refreshment manufactured by Mcbooty Juice Inc. Booty Juice is sold throughout the United States and North Western Zimbabwe, but as a result of high prices and taxes in Zimbabwe the Zimbabweans raided the Booty Juice factories. While they pilaged the factories the Zimbabweans anally raped many workers including the man who is writing this (me). As a first hand witness i can claim that they did many things words cannot describe just unimaginable words. For this reason all buildings associated Booty Juice have a silent alarm used in the case that a African booty scratcher has entered and the building goes into lockdown until the booty sractcher is tamed, usually Mark the booty tamer is contacted. Available at 1800-Mcbooty. But if an army of heavilly armed Irish, Asian, or Mexican Booty scratchers invade theInternational Booty Protection Agency (IBPA) is called in and will take all booty scratchers hostage and then will be double penetrated by the infamous SBA's or Secret Booty Agents lead by General Maximilian the great. After the penetration they are all gathered and shot in the Great Hall of Booties.