You could say "that's nice" or if someone calls you a horrible, pathetic jerk you could say "You're the horrible pathetic jerk, not me". You could tell them that unless they stop insulting you, you're going to write about their insults on facebook and share it with all your friends. You could say that they wouldn't like it someone called them that. If it gets too bad tell someone you know and trust. It isn't wimpish to tell, it is actually very brave. If it gets even worse, tell that person that they are not your friend anymore and unfriend and block them on facebook. It is better not to be friends with mean people who insult you. Another sarcastic thing to say would be to tell them to tell them is that they are a very, very lovely kind person who is your best friend in a ridiculously romantic, smoochy voice. If they are continuously racist or sexist to you, you may want to call the police on them.
Talk About Funny Things That Happened Before In Your Life"P.s I Do That All The Time And It Works":)
If anyone insults your family you have got a problem but there are some things that you may not know have your family done anything to the person that insulted them ? If you think no ask them talk to them and say why ?
Some things that people say that are rubbish could be cuss words, insults, or just plain stupid sayings.
One of the worst Norse insults would be to call someone a "nidhingr," which means a coward or a villain. Another insult could be to refer to someone as a "skaldaskrymir," which implies that they are a terrible poet or storyteller. Additionally, calling someone a "skogarmadr" would suggest that they are a wild and uncivilized person.
Insults that start with the letter d:daffydensederangeddimwitteddisgustingdishonestdopeydowdydrunkdulldysfunctional
Pansy
insane
When someone wishes you Happy Birthday, it is usually because it is on or near your birthday, unless, for some reason, they are being sarcastic.
tell someone if u dont want to tell some think of a realy good comeback
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you can put (sarcasm) which makes a sarcastic face. and you can put (sick) for someone puking. (angry) for an angry face. and then just a normal ":)" for a smiley face!(: