you can pull there trousers down and wedgie it. lolz
Take somthing messy, like shaving cream, cream, sauce, soap or something like that, and put it in your underwear and then wedgie yourself!!!! Man it feels good!!!
put ice icecream hotsause
some types are:the atomic wedgiethe hanging wedgieover the head wedgie& the Melvin/front wedgie
Air vent cleaning can be messy and frustrating. Better to hire a professional, in my opinion.
messy, messy, messy
Well being quite an expert on both areas myself I strongly suggest oral. The reason for this being that anal can get quite messy and it is harder if you are old or slow.
If they had a cold sore while kissing you, or they have an STD. I'd get myself checked out if I were you.
Messy
mesyy like an Ausie in a bar at 3 am:p
A messy hair gel.
You're a messy pig.