Give yourself a wedgie. Get off the computer and give yourself a big wedgie or let someone do it for you.
Get a lawyer.
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Any united states citizen has the right to protect themselves from harm. If you are in danger, you have the right to defend yourself, and this includes defense against violent customers.
Be honest.
It depends who you are and what you know. It depends on what you are defending against and what level of force is justified.
defend yourself against the charges of the assaulted, or plead guilty.
Diapers cannot ride up and give you a wedgie like most underwear, but you can still be given a wedgie from someone or yourself in them.
Uf u cant beat them join them
No, but it is illegal to use excessive force to defend yourself.
Do what you think is the right thong to do.
do it without gettingcaught