Do a normal wedgie and after that kick yourself in the groin
Give yourself a wedgie. Get off the computer and give yourself a big wedgie or let someone do it for you.
Get a lawyer.
I would try www.duihelpnow.info
Any united states citizen has the right to protect themselves from harm. If you are in danger, you have the right to defend yourself, and this includes defense against violent customers.
Be honest.
Give yourself a wedgie first then place a pin close On top of the wedgie it will stay with a safety pin good luck with your wedgie!
It depends who you are and what you know. It depends on what you are defending against and what level of force is justified.
defend yourself against the charges of the assaulted, or plead guilty.
Diapers cannot ride up and give you a wedgie like most underwear, but you can still be given a wedgie from someone or yourself in them.
Uf u cant beat them join them
No, but it is illegal to use excessive force to defend yourself.