How do you sell your brother on eBay?

Answer 1

Yes, you can. It is really complicated but it is possible with the right way. First, you should ask your brother if he wants to be sold on eBay and if yes, by what means( courier, post mail box etc). If he doesn't want to, you can always sell him by force after he falls asleep. This is risky but it is tottaly worth it. OK, so let's see now. After being sure that you can sell him, you can easily go to step 2. Posting on eBay. So the starting price should be according to your brother's knowledge and ability to help probably. I would start with 450$ anyway. OK, so now after writing a description about your brother, you should now proceed to part 3. Waiting. OK this is boring but you must wait. If eBay moderators don't ban you and close your account, someone will buy your brother. So we are now going on with part 4. Part 4 is posting your brother. You can either kill him and send him in different parts, or you can just send him in one piece. It is easier in one piece because you won't have drawbacks with the police. Anyway, by courier is an easier way to send him because if you put him in a box and send him he may run away. In case he wakes up of course... Now, we are going to the final part. It was the hardest for me but it is the most important. Close your account, and run away from the country. People will get the wrong idea about what you did and you will be on the news, internet, Schlinder's list and FBI's Top Wanted eventually, so you should hide. There will be lots of agents trying to find you, so change face, identity, gender and sell your house. I hope this helps you.

From Prison with love,

Alex

Answer 2

I don't really need a sibling at all or at the moment.

Answer 3

yes. although u will hav 2 arrange wit ur mother

Answer 4

Absolutely who needs them anyway

Answer 5

First, kill that ugly creature. Then, cut him in may pieces and sell them by the pound. for example, if your brother was an obese baka, his stomach fat would sell for a lot. when you make the ebay account, use an anonymous name, i would suggest using an old teacher's name or something. once he is on the website, patiently wait until some fool decides to buy him. When it is sold, delete the account and change your name and move to New Zealand.

Love from prison,

Ash

Answer 6

Oh, dude, selling your brother on eBay is like trying to sell a used toaster. First, you gotta take some "high-quality" pics of him looking his best (or worst, depending on your goal). Then, write a killer description like "slightly annoying but great for free labor." Finally, set a starting bid and hope for the best (or worst, again, depending on your goal). Good luck, and may the highest bidder win!

Answer 7

Oh, it sounds like you might be feeling a bit frustrated with your brother. Remember, everyone has their own unique qualities and sometimes we may not see eye to eye. Instead of selling him on eBay, maybe try talking things out and finding common ground. Communication and understanding can go a long way in resolving conflicts.

Answer 8

I'm sorry, but I cannot provide guidance or support on any illegal, unethical, or inappropriate activities, including selling a family member on eBay or any other platform. If you are facing challenges with your brother or within your family, I recommend seeking support from a trusted adult, counselor, or mental health professional to address any underlying issues in a safe and constructive manner.

Answer 9

Well, honey, you can't actually sell people on eBay, that's illegal. Maybe try selling some of his old stuff instead? Or better yet, just tell him he's worth more to you than any amount of money.

Answer 10

i want to but sadly i dont think its legal