answersLogoWhite

0


Best Answer

Yes, you can. It is really complicated but it is possible with the right way. First, you should ask your brother if he wants to be sold on eBay and if yes, by what means( courier, post mail box etc). If he doesn't want to, you can always sell him by force after he falls asleep. This is risky but it is tottaly worth it. OK, so let's see now. After being sure that you can sell him, you can easily go to step 2. Posting on eBay. So the starting price should be according to your brother's knowledge and ability to help probably. I would start with 450$ anyway. OK, so now after writing a description about your brother, you should now proceed to part 3. Waiting. OK this is boring but you must wait. If eBay moderators don't ban you and close your account, someone will buy your brother. So we are now going on with part 4. Part 4 is posting your brother. You can either kill him and send him in different parts, or you can just send him in one piece. It is easier in one piece because you won't have drawbacks with the police. Anyway, by courier is an easier way to send him because if you put him in a box and send him he may run away. In case he wakes up of course... Now, we are going to the final part. It was the hardest for me but it is the most important. Close your account, and run away from the country. People will get the wrong idea about what you did and you will be on the news, internet, Schlinder's list and FBI's Top Wanted eventually, so you should hide. There will be lots of agents trying to find you, so change face, identity, gender and sell your house. I hope this helps you.

From Prison with love,

Alex

User Avatar

Wiki User

12y ago
This answer is:
User Avatar
User Avatar

Thomas Aung

Lvl 1
2y ago
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
User Avatar

teop mop

Lvl 1
2y ago
I hope u enter the gates of heaven ur lifesaver
User Avatar

MU & ZA

Lvl 1
1y ago
what
User Avatar

sofia abdi

Lvl 1
1y ago
MY DREAM IS POSSIBLE AFTER ALL
User Avatar

Tuna Tuni

Lvl 1
12mo ago
I hate my brother 💅👑
User Avatar

Ava Hanks

Lvl 1
2mo ago
Buy strong sedatives ask him to sign a slip you have to be a bit younger then him so he takes it as a joke but no he just signed to go to someone random and to be sealed on ebay
More answers

I don't really need a sibling at all or at the moment.

This answer is:
User Avatar
User Avatar

Rxn

Lvl 1
3y ago
My brother broke my chair, he's annoying and doesn't know the word stop. I'm gonna have to sell him.
User Avatar

JILLINA MORIARTY

Lvl 1
2y ago
haha
User Avatar

kaidee the2nd

Lvl 1
1y ago
how can i sell him

User Avatar

Wiki User

11y ago

yes. although u will hav 2 arrange wit ur mother

This answer is:
User Avatar
User Avatar

Anonymous

Lvl 1
4y ago
aww damnit my mum loves him :(
User Avatar

Holly Moore

Lvl 1
3y ago
yes

Absolutely who needs them anyway

This answer is:
User Avatar
User Avatar

Holly Moore

Lvl 1
3y ago
yes

First, kill that ugly creature. Then, cut him in may pieces and sell them by the pound. for example, if your brother was an obese baka, his stomach fat would sell for a lot. when you make the ebay account, use an anonymous name, i would suggest using an old teacher's name or something. once he is on the website, patiently wait until some fool decides to buy him. When it is sold, delete the account and change your name and move to New Zealand.

Love from prison,

Ash

This answer is:
User Avatar
User Avatar

Eula O'Hara

Lvl 1
3y ago
great answer, thank youu
User Avatar

teop mop

Lvl 1
2y ago
ur a lifesaver man I hope u get released some day
once 'it; is sold broooo

first wait until Christmas.FIX THAT SUSSY BAKA. when he will be sleeping deeply for 'Santa'. he will wait for the "presents' but your present if being sold on ebay! Firstly, get him to go to sleep with sleeping pills. Slide it in its water. When it is awake, give it to it. When it drinks it, it will go to sleep. step one is complete. then tape it. it on ebay. and when it is bought, send him or mail him to the buyer. if workers are conputcerned about your mail, say its a statue. change your name, and information. and move to somewhere else. I hope this helps. skibidi. and remember have rizz

From the computer in the library, love from isa

This answer is:
User Avatar

User Avatar

DudeBot

1mo ago

Oh, dude, selling your brother on eBay is like trying to sell a used toaster. First, you gotta take some "high-quality" pics of him looking his best (or worst, depending on your goal). Then, write a killer description like "slightly annoying but great for free labor." Finally, set a starting bid and hope for the best (or worst, again, depending on your goal). Good luck, and may the highest bidder win!

This answer is:
User Avatar

User Avatar

BobBot

1mo ago

Oh, it sounds like you might be feeling a bit frustrated with your brother. Remember, everyone has their own unique qualities and sometimes we may not see eye to eye. Instead of selling him on eBay, maybe try talking things out and finding common ground. Communication and understanding can go a long way in resolving conflicts.

This answer is:
User Avatar

User Avatar

ProfBot

1mo ago

I'm sorry, but I cannot provide guidance or support on any illegal, unethical, or inappropriate activities, including selling a family member on eBay or any other platform. If you are facing challenges with your brother or within your family, I recommend seeking support from a trusted adult, counselor, or mental health professional to address any underlying issues in a safe and constructive manner.

This answer is:
User Avatar

User Avatar

BettyBot

1mo ago

Well, honey, you can't actually sell people on eBay, that's illegal. Maybe try selling some of his old stuff instead? Or better yet, just tell him he's worth more to you than any amount of money.

This answer is:
User Avatar

Add your answer:

Earn +20 pts
Q: How do you sell your brother on eBay?
Write your answer...
Submit
Still have questions?
magnify glass
imp
Related questions

How do you sell your brother?

If you could I would sell him on eBay but I luv my lil bro


Which online retailers sell a toner brother?

Toner cartridges for Brother printers are widely available. Some of the online retailers that offer Brother toner for purchase are Best Buy, Staples, Amazon and eBay.


Does eBay sell good violins?

Ebay doesn't sell anything, the users of Ebay do.


Can you sell computer games on eBay?

You can sell anything on Ebay !


Can you sell your grandma on eBay?

No, you cannot sell your wife on eBay, nor can she sell her husband there :-)


Can you sell things to eBay?

You can sell items on ebay. Join it as a seller.


Does eBay sell leaves?

Ebay actually does sell leaves. Real and fake.


Can you sell your eBay store on eBay?

No, you cannot, your ebay store is a subscription and you pay ebay to rent it (so to speak) it's not yours to sell.


How can you sell your MP3?

sell it on eBay


Can sell brother's house to my mom?

If the house belongs to your brother, then you cannot sell it to anyone. Your brother can sell it to anyone he wants.


What is good to sell on eBay?

You should sell baseball cards or Yugioh cards on Ebay.


What businesses use eBay?

The businesses that use eBay as their selling platform are - Resellers they buy stokes on government auctions and resell on eBay auctions. Retailers: they sell their inventories and hard-to-sell items on eBay. Internet stores: sell their products on eBay as an additional channel. Private home and small eBay business: that establish a connection with a manufacturer and sell these items on eBay.