This Is Why I'm Fat - Kaotic

(Parody of "This Is Why I'm Hot" by MIMS)

Chorus

This is why I'm fat

And this is why I'm fat

This is why, this is why

This is why I'm fat

This is why I'm fat

And this is why I'm fat

This is why, this is why

This is why I'm fat

I'm fat 'cause I eat

You ain't 'cause you don't

I order size-up fries

And a large Coke

I'm fat 'cause I eat

You ain't 'cause you don't

I take a triple cheeseburger

Shove it down my throat

Verse 1

(Peace, peace D)

This is why I'm fat

They don't make my size

I weigh about the same

As eleven average guys

I represent food

I got it on my back

And weight they say I lost it

Now I'mma gain it back

Verse 2

I'll eat it when it's dirty

No matter how it tastes

The ladies don't a bouncin'

When I'm stuffin' on my face

I always eat it swift

And never eat it slow

And if I drop some

Then watch me eat it off the floor

Verse 3

And if you need it fast

I'll take you to Mickey Ds

Burger King to Taco Bell

KFC and Appleby's

I don't look at the chrome

I just see the wheel

I don't gaze at the honies

I just look at the meal

Verse 4

I don't exercise

They always catch me feedin'

The only sport I do

Is competitive eating

You say you're on a diet

I'm on five

They ask me how I do it

And simply I reply

Chorus

Verse 5

I eat non-stop

And ask me where I shop

And ask me what I weigh

And I say, "Yeah, I weight a lot"

I shake and I tremble

Then waddle when I walk

I've even lost sight

Of both my shoes and my socks

Verse 6

I hop in the car

And there's the golden arch

And when I get there

In two chairs I've gotta sit

You won't believe the aromas

And the smells that I emit

I can't ride a roller-coaster

'Cause I don't fit

Verse 7

They call me "King Kong"

I cannot go wrong

And I take out the toppings

Condiments and the yong

The condiments and the bun

Wow, I weigh a ton

I fall on my face

Every time I try to run

Verse 8

I break elevators

And I can't climb stairs

And if I gotta burp

Then you better say your prayers

For my food is getting cold

And you're wastin' my time

So if you wanna date me

Then you better wait in line