What is the lyric to free credit report restaurant?

Answer 1

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants

So why I am dressed like a pirate in this restaurant

It's all because some hacker stole my identity

Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea

Should have gone to freecreditreport.com (yeehaw)

I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb

They monitor your credit and send you email alerts

So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts