The tortoise, or turtle as it is known when swimming, is an often-misunderstood animal. Most people assume that the tortoise is an amphibious reptile with a shell. Indeed if you were to approach a small boy on the street and shout in his face, "Is a tortoise an amphibious reptile with a shell? Answer me you peace of crap, answer me now! Don't look away, tell me with your words, is it??" then more often than not he will reply, "Yes." and then cry. Believe me.
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