a good comeback would be " look who is talking" "there's a mirror hun, woops! it broke!!" "haha i wouldn't be talking if i were you."
Being gay is not an insult. If someone calls you gay, you can either say thank you, or "at least I'm not a homophobe" (someone who hates or fears gay people).
you could say at least I'm not conceited (conceited means in love with yourself) i would know this because I am super great at comebacks
At least my head anit square like yours!
"This is an A-B conversation, so C your way out." "What did you have for breakfast? Annoying Flakes?" "Who [urinated] in your Corn Flakes?
Like if someone says '' your stupid'' say i know you are or thanks im glad you notice''
if somebody says f you just say "maybe later" or something like that
A good classy comeback for a girl is "that is why there is only one me".
Says the murderer....
There are several books you can purchase either in Barnes and Noble or via the web for funny comebacks. A site called silentreed in hubpages has some realy good ones.
When a guy tells you your chest is flat simply tell him his dick is small. Another good comeback would be Òmost guys have a bulge in their trousers, where is yours?Ó
Oh honey, if someone calls you shallow, just tell them "Well, at least I'm not drowning in your mediocrity." Or hit them with "I may be shallow, but at least I'm not wading in your ignorance." Remember, it's not about the depth of the water, it's about the quality of the swimmer.