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Q: Why Did the doctor take his pencil to bed?
A: To draw the curtains!
Q: Why is a baby good at Basketball?
A: Because its the best at dribbling!
Q: What do bees eat?
A: HONEY buns.
What's the richest kind of air?
Billionaire.
What do skeletons say before a meal?
Bone appetite.
Why did the Skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with him.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Where do very smart Hot Dogs end up?
On honor rolls.
Why did the mother cat move her kittens?
She didn't want to litter.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
What did the mountain climber name his son?
Cliff.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby.
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot. Everyone can catch cold.
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.
Why is a lost Dalmatian easily found?
Because he's always spotted.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
What did Zero say to Eight? Nice belt!
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
An automobile.
What did the bee say to the flower? Hi, honey.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
What's the connection between Winnie the pooh and Atilla the Hunn?
Same middle name!
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half of a worm in your apple.
Story JokesThree guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie. The genie grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home -- and poof!, he is back home. The second guy wishes the same thing -- and poof!, he is gone too. The third guy says, "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here." Knock-knock JokesKnock KnockWho's There?
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting Cow Wh --
MOO
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, It's only a joke!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tarzan
Tarzan who?
'Tars and stripes forever.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry it's only a joke.
Here's one: What lies shaking at the bottom of the sea?
A nervous wreck.
Here's another one, for children doing mathematics:
One child to another: There are three types of children in this class: those who can add up and those who can't.
1: What is red and goes ding dong?
2: I don't know
1: A red ding dong. What is blue and goes ding dong?
2: A blue ding dong?...
1: Yes. What is green and goes ding dong?
2: A green ding dong! (repeat with different colors)
(note: You are 1 and you need to get 2 confident in the answer then you do this...)
1: What is pink and goes ding dong?
2: A pink ding dong!
1: (the punchline) Nope, they don't come in pink!
1.Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he's a fungi!
2.What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!
3.How many letters are in the alphabet?
24, because ET went home!
Human stupidity jokes (betcha even adults would get these wrong)
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
What happened to the dachshund that was stepped on by a German shepherd?
He died!
(You might get better ones elsewhere but these are coming from a teen.)
What's the difference between broccoli and buggers? Kids don't eat broccoli.
Whats the difference between you and your calendar? The Calendar got dates!
(Girl and boy dates) (get it?)
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A joke that will make you laugh?
Jokebutton.com is the best joke site i have been on
What is the best joke you can think of?
dont no do you
What is cruel joke?
Your mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry
Which paragraph shape would be best to use for a joke?
It is regular Triangle. The payoff the funny part of the joke is suppose to be at the end.....
What is the best joke about billy goat?
Who is an unemployed goat? Billy Idol.
What is the kids best knock knock joke of the day?
Knock, knockWho's there?AmsterdamAmsterdam who?Amsterdam sick and tired of your knock knock jokes!
Which worksheets will help kids the most in grade 3?
The best worksheets for kids in grade 3 are ones that have math or puzzles. Worksheets that have nothing but a picture to color is always fun, but not very helpful for a third grader. The most helpful worksheets are the ones that have a joke or a picture and the kids have to answer math questions to figure out the answer to the joke, or to figure out how to color in the picture.
What is the best Ross Kemp joke?
Ross Kemp is a joke.
What are the release dates for Kids Incorporated - 1984 The Joke's on Us 2-9?
Kids Incorporated - 1984 The Joke's on Us 2-9 was released on: USA: 15 July 1992
A joke that will make you laugh?
Jokebutton.com is the best joke site i have been on
Do Hawks eat kids with blond hair?
no they dont is a joke ahah
How many kids can a worm have?
Up to 3 billion a week! No joke!
Whats the joke where the punch line is Boo Moo?
he joke where the punch line is Boo mop is the 'The Best Lame Joke'.
What is the best joke you can think of?
dont no do you
What is cruel joke?
Your mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry
What are the release dates for The Best Joke I Ever Heard - 1980?
The Best Joke I Ever Heard - 1980 was released on: USA: 1980
Who are the best paintball players?
im one of the best no joke......
