The best advice I could give is to reference a man who did it best:
This is similar to what Winston Churchill said to Lady Astor at a party.
Lady Astor "Winston, you're drunk!"
Churchill "And you're ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober."
Another one between these two was:
Lady Astor "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
Churchill "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
And one thatwas reputedly said by Orsen Wells
Woman "If that stomach was on a woman, I'd say she was pregnant."
Wells "It has, and she is!"
Don't Hurt Yourself.
if you dont let it get to you then its good but if youre easily offended then bad.
you normally have to go to a audition if a dance crew is looking for members ..if youre good enough theyl pick you.
Yo momma is so fat, she doesn't skinny dip, she chunky dunks! lol. pretty good right?
Shadow
Tell them they are a Pom.
If someone calls you fat, a good comeback is 'I may be fat, but you're ugly, at least I can diet!' though, the best comebacks are said in your head. If you say it in ur head, u get the satisfaction of knowing more than the bully and will normally smile. Bully's hate that and after a while will probably get bored and stop.
a good comeback to that is you wish.
A good comeback could be: So ? Or : And your point is ?...
Yo' mama! Is a good comeback
That was a pretty good one, for anidiot (or half-ass)
I can go on a diet but you, you need a license to be that ugly. id rather be fat then be an ugly scrawny creature like you. Yea your mom likes em' that way!
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it means youre fat.
depends on how you use it no way in 10000000 years it is a good general comeback is SAYS YOU your face makes me wanna barf
Comeback: What were you looking in the mirror when you said that?
ignore the person then do it later