This one's one of my favorites: "I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up *stick your finger in your open mouth and go "blehehehehehe"*"
It's a great one!
Also if you say something about yourself and the other person says "nobody cares!" say "about you, there you go i finished your sentence for you.
Also if someone says "YOU LIKE THAT SONG!" say "Ya cause it has nothing to deal with you!"
Also when someone says "O i cant eat that" say 'its about time you start a diet!"
Avoid old-fashioned immature comebacks like "I know you are, but what am I?"
Never back down from a fight and keep your head held high.
Don't Hurt Yourself.
Look her in the eye and say 'and you will never have a husband . . . . . . . . . well not your own husband anyway or 'and you will have several husbands . . . . .but never marrry' the trick is to make it take a few seconds for them to understand what you say.
Change the subject! ... Say that they love somebody! ... Slap them! ... Preatend to cry! :D From Aunt Sidney! x Just say what do you care and just walk away or say yeah sure i am
The best advice I could give is to reference a man who did it best: This is similar to what Winston Churchill said to Lady Astor at a party. Lady Astor "Winston, you're drunk!" Churchill "And you're ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober." Another one between these two was: Lady Astor "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill "If you were my wife, I'd drink it." And one thatwas reputedly said by Orsen Wells Woman "If that stomach was on a woman, I'd say she was pregnant." Wells "It has, and she is!"
yes, Sarah Boone was a good person
a good comeback to that is you wish.
A good comeback could be: So ? Or : And your point is ?...
Yo' mama! Is a good comeback
That was a pretty good one, for anidiot (or half-ass)
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depends on how you use it no way in 10000000 years it is a good general comeback is SAYS YOU your face makes me wanna barf
Comeback: What were you looking in the mirror when you said that?
ignore the person then do it later
super cs\
"You have to think to be surprised."
What can a baseball player do to make a comeback if their losing
Tell them they are a Pom.