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Q: What do penguins eat for lunch? A: Ice-burgers! is an example of penguin jokes.
Here are some whale jokes: q What kind of gum does a whale chew?A: Blubber gum! Q: Where are whales weighed? A: At a whale weigh station. Q: Did you hear about the flying whale? A: Actually its a whale of a story. Q: What do you call a baby whale? A: A little squirt. What did the shark say to the whale? What are you blubbering about?
Below are example of a dog jokes: Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? A: Because you can't bury them in trees! Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying to make both ends meet! Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A: A collie-flower! Q: Why do dogs wag their tails? A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"
Below are some of the good jokes from the book just joking 2: Q: What sound to porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! Q: What do you get from a cow after an earthquake? A: A milk shake! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one.
YO mama is so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck
Q: Why don't people tell jokes about popcorn? A: They're so corny!
Q: What do penguins eat for lunch? A: Ice-burgers! is an example of penguin jokes.
Q: Where do snowman's go to get money?A: The Snowbank!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side!
Here are some whale jokes: q What kind of gum does a whale chew?A: Blubber gum! Q: Where are whales weighed? A: At a whale weigh station. Q: Did you hear about the flying whale? A: Actually its a whale of a story. Q: What do you call a baby whale? A: A little squirt. What did the shark say to the whale? What are you blubbering about?
Below are example of a dog jokes: Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? A: Because you can't bury them in trees! Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying to make both ends meet! Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A: A collie-flower! Q: Why do dogs wag their tails? A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"
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Below are some of the good jokes from the book just joking 2: Q: What sound to porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! Q: What do you get from a cow after an earthquake? A: A milk shake! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one.
Q. Why did the Zommer cross the road? A. To get to the secondhand shop. Q. What do you call Katsumas who sleep on chandeliers? A. A light sleeper.
WHAT KIND OF Q: is that no stupid !jokes
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