Q: What do vampires eat for breakfast?
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A boy knocked on a woman's front door. 'Trick or treat' he said. 'Who are you supposed to be?' she asked. 'I'm Rocky' he replied. Five minutes later she gets another knock on the door, and it's the same boy. 'You've just been here' she says'. 'I know' says the boy, 'but now I'm the sequel.'
What did the frog dress up for on Halloween? A prince. What's the preferred car of frogs? The Beetle.
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Some of the Joke resources for jokes of the day are that people submit different jokes, and then they are voted on to see which ones are the best ones.
Inside jokes are personal jokes between friends that only those people can understand.
There are many of jokes about spiders. The most popular joke told about spiders is "what is a spiders favorite TV show", the answer to this joke is "the newly web show".
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Good Halloween jokes hey if your lucky you will only find 1 that doesn't involve candy
There are a few ghost joke on this site. These are Halloween jokes.
Why can't male pumpkins make babies...because they have a hollow weenie. Why did the goblin get lost on Halloween...didn't know witch way to go.
What did the frog dress up for on Halloween? A prince. What's the preferred car of frogs? The Beetle.
Martha V. Keller has written: 'Halloween Jokes & Riddles (Holiday Ha-Ha's)'
Some of My Best Jokes Are Friends was created in 1985.
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Some nouns for Halloween are:costumespartiescandyghostswitchesangelssuperherosprincessesvampiresdecorationsapple ciderpranks
Some of the Joke resources for jokes of the day are that people submit different jokes, and then they are voted on to see which ones are the best ones.
Inside jokes are personal jokes between friends that only those people can understand.
Since jokes are subjective and jokes only if you think they are, I can only provide what amuses me: The joke's on you.