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If I were to attempt typical Jewish humor, the answer would be something like this: it takes two Jews to screw in a light bulb, a husband, who screws in the light bulb, and the wife, who nags the husband about it. Seymour, you said you would replace that light bulb already, what is taking you so long? Are we supposed to spend out lives in the dark, stumbling over the furniture like a couple of schlemiels?
- None. There's not enough room inside a light bulb.
- None. They prefer other men, not light bulbs.
Because Allah caused the light bulb to go out; only Allah knows how many Muslins it takes to screw in a light bulb.
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How many Arsenal supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It takes 4. One to screw in the light bulb, and 3 to talk about how good the old bulb was.
How many namekians does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them. One Namkeian to screw in the light bulb, the rest to die.
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
13, 1 to screw in the lightbulb,12 to watch.
How many potatoes does it take to change a light bulb?
You wouldn't use a potato to screw in a light bulb... if the glass in the light bulb breaks as you're removing it, you can use a potato to take the light bulb out.
How many professionals does it take to change a light bulb?
One professional will take 1 second to screw in a light bulb and 0.5 seconds to install a bayonet cap light bulb.
How many chimps does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3 one to screw the light bulb in and 2 to throw poo at each other
How many Arsenal supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It takes 4. One to screw in the light bulb, and 3 to talk about how good the old bulb was.
How many jerins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1 to many.
How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4.....
Why is a light bulb an example of a screw?
The screw part or the part that holds it in place in many cases is a screw, so in that case it could be held up as an example of a screw. I doubt however if a light bulb with a bayonet fitting could be held as an example of a screw.
How many namekians does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them. One Namkeian to screw in the light bulb, the rest to die.
How many physicians are there in France?
Loadsas many as it takes to screw in a light bulb!
How many chris's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
42 thousand
How many Hannah Montanas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
13, 1 to screw in the lightbulb,12 to watch.
How many potatoes does it take to change a light bulb?
You wouldn't use a potato to screw in a light bulb... if the glass in the light bulb breaks as you're removing it, you can use a potato to take the light bulb out.
How many chickens dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes nig*a
