You look really cute in your muffin top! "Hey have you seen Muff?" "Yes." "Well, where is he?" "In." "What?" "MUFFIN!" Two muffins are sitting in a bakery display counter and one looks to the other and says "Moo." and the other muffin responds with "Baaaa." The first muffin, slightly perplexed says; "Baaaa? What the heck is that?" The second muffin explains; "I'm learning a second language." One muffin looks to the other and says; "Hey, let's be rebels and muffout." One muffin looks to another muffin with obvious envy and says: "Is that bran new?" One muffin looks to another muffin with obvious sympathy and says: "Don't be so blueberry."
One muffin said, "Flippin eck, its hot in here."The other muffin looked across to baking tray and said "WOW! a talking muffin!"
muffin (cake) came from America but muffin (bread) came from England and is usually eaten with a filling in the middle at tea time.
That would be the hugely successful spud muffin, which began as a term of endearment until the rise of popularity for the muffin in the United States. Shortly thereafter an enterprising bakery owner by the name of Ida Holt developed the spud muffin which for Idahoian's was so popular that State Representative, Eddie Hoe, proposed legislation declaring the spud muffin the official state muffin.
yeah.. she divorced the muffin man and is now with the pillsbury dough boy.. =\
The corn muffin is the official state muffin of Massachusetts. The blueberry muffin is the official state muffin of Minnesota. The apple muffin is the official state muffin of New York.
Oh do you know the muffin man,The muffin man, the muffin man?Oh do you know the muffin man,That lives in Drury Lane?Yes I know the muffin man,The muffin man, the muffin man.Yes I know the muffin man,That lives in Drury Lane.
The cranberry muffin is New Jersey's state muffin.
: First Person: : : "Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man? : Do you know the muffin man who lives in Drury Lane?" Second Person: : "Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man; : Oh, yes, I know the muffin man, who lives in Drury Lane." Together: : "Then two of us know the muffin man, the muffin man,"
Hard to believe, but no state claims the chocolata muffin as its state muffin.
In 1988, Minnesota designated the blueberry muffin as their state muffin.
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Arizonas state muffin is the chocolate chip muffin!
it is a muffin with schizz in it.
New York's state muffin is the apple muffin. It was designated as the official state muffin in 1987 to celebrate the state's apple industry and delicious baked goods.
the poop muffin. TASTY!!! :] Even if that is funny, the actual muffin of Minnesota is the blueberry muffin.
It depends. A muffin like a corn muffin or a bran muffin is considered more of a bread. A muffin like an apple cinnamon muffin or a chocolate chip muffin is considered more of a cake.