Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right My zippers bust, my buckles break I'm too much man for you to take The pavement cracks when I fall down I've got more chins than Chinatown Well, I've never used a phone booth And I've never seen my toes When I'm goin' to the movies I take up seven rows Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout Just now tell me once again who's fat When I walk out to get my mail It measures on the Richter scale Down at the beach I'm a lucky man I'm the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode I'm gonna need my own zip code When you're only having seconds I'm having twenty-thirds When I go to get my shoes shined I gotta take their word Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds Lemme tell you once again who's fat If you see me comin' your way Better give me plenty space If I tell you that I'm hungry Then won't you feed my face Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house I really sit around the house You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know, you know, you know, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) And you know all by myself I'm a crowd Lemme tell you once again You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, you know, hoo (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud Just tell me once again who's fat
Okay im going to answer this but its super rude to call him "The fat one" His name is Thomas.
So fat she made a monster truck a low rider
you poke 'im on... like pokemon..!! edit: Orangecheese: Poke him on. lol =D im to fat to get on a bus Yes i did answer my own question but it's a joke it's funny you pok em on!
i don't know that's why im asking you! :)
Ok? So what exactly is your question????
if you weigh more than average people weigh that means you are fat
I dont actually know tht answer im just bored.....
You get fat and slow. Too much. Will make you fat! i dont know why you think im wierd god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if yur belly hangs out. but i wudnt know cuz im a skinny 16 year old boy witch weighs 110 and im 5'9
omg you iz FAT!!!!
im fat and ugly... it just depends how fat... and how old u r.
dad white mom puerto rican- i know im his cousin
Well, not really it's normal because you know girls start puberty so they get more of a womanly figure, that takes up weight aswell. If you around 10-18 that's mostly the time they start puberty! Your fine!
because fat people are smart!:) im not fat, so im not that smart...
no not really. i can pinch mine and im not fat and probrably if you cant then that mean your skinny! but you know this is a wierd question?
nobvoday know s so im just sain a big fat ass