Yes there is! Try this one. Go up to someone and tell them to say "Knock, Knock". When they say "Knock, Knock", you ask, "Who is there?" I love that one!
ni they are so old no1 thinks they are funny anymore
Anyone who has memorized to book of 2,000 knock-knock jokes and regular jokes someone who can list 4000000000000000 websites of jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Mr. SomeoneMr. Someone who?Mr. Someone is truly someone knocking, especially not Mrs. Someone, who makes knock knock...Who.Who who?You didn't tell me you knew how to speak owl.Doris.Doris who?Doris locked -- that's why I had to knock!Teddy.Teddy who?Teddy is the first day of the rest of your life.Boo.Boo who?Don't cry. It's only a joke.Nobel.Nobel who?Nobel, that's why I knocked!Ya.Ya who?What are you getting so excited about?Gorilla.Gorilla who?Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over.Little Old Lady.Little Old Lady who?I didn't know you could yodel...Amsterdam.Amsterdam who?Amsterdam tired of all these silly knock-knock jokes!Ogange.Ogange who?Ogange juice.Lettuce.Lettuce Who?Lettuce in and you'll find out!Arch.Arch who?Are you catching a cold?Bacon.Bacon who?Bacon a cake for your birthday.Anita.Anita who?Anita come in and use the bathroom!Ivan.Ivan who?Ivan to suck your blood!Norma Lee.Norma Lee who?Norma Lee I wouldn't be going around knocking on doors but I really need to go to the bathroom!Annie.Annie who?Annie thing you can do, I can do better!Anymore.Anymore who?Anymore of these jokes and I'm outta here!Nobody.Nobody who?......Nobody who??.......CowsgoCowsgo who?Dont be silly, cows go moo.FOR THIS JOKE THE CAPITAL LETTERS ARE PERSON1 AND THE LOWER CASE LETTER IS THE VICTIM OF THE JOKE.THE INTERUPTING COWThe interrupting Cow-MOO-whoKnock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana!This joke is old but people may still laugh though.KNOCK KNOC , WHOS THERE , DOCTOR , DOCTOR WHO , YOU JUST SAID IT
Personally, I would say that ingesting Visine constitutesquestionable behavior.(Don't trick someone into ingesting Visine. It's not harmless, and could result in a coma or even death.)
No, Visine is typically used to relieve redness and irritation in the eyes. It is not intended to be ingested and can be harmful if consumed in large quantities. If someone ingests Visine or experiences any adverse effects, they should seek medical attention immediately.
It all my years of using visine, I have never had a problem with it.
Visine is a brand name so it's the same in any language.
Visine cost are usually between 2.50 to 7.99 for the largest bottle.
Yes there is! Try this one. Go up to someone and tell them to say "Knock, Knock". When they say "Knock, Knock", you ask, "Who is there?" I love that one!
You knock someone out in one punch if you punch them with your knuckles in the side of the chin hard.
This is a myth. You cannot knock someone out with attacks to the pressure points. You can however, seriously, wind someone, semi paralyse someone and cause internal organ damage.
Knockout punch them
In the street
Ben Stein
The Johnson & Johnson Healthcare Products Division of McNEIL-PPC, Inc, who manufacture Visine, warn . . . do NOT use Visine while wearing contact lenses; however, you may use Visine while your contact lenses are out. Wait at least 15 minutes before putting in contact lenses after using Visine.