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Why did the sock cross the road?
because the chicken was wearing it.
Why did the porcupine cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it wasstapled to the chicken.
Why did the purple chicken cross the road..?
It has been speculated that a purple chicken might use the same motives as a regular chicken. The speculated answer is of course, to get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
....... to get to the same side!Explanation; one of the many answers to the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is "to get to the other side." A Mobius strip is a figure that has only one side, hence the change in the answer.
Does a banana cross the road?
chicken
How does a chicken cross the road?
By walking
How do you get the chicken to cross the road?
by teaching it to drive
Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?
Its a freaken chicken it can do whatever it wants
Know any frog cross the road jokes?
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
What is the actual funniest joke ever?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! this dude has no sense of humor :P
Why did the sock cross the road?
because the chicken was wearing it.
Why did the vampire cross the road?
the vampire crossed the road to get to the underside or to suck the blood from the chicken.
Where is it illegal for a chicken to cross the road?
case it is ok
What are Italy's top learers?
why did the chicken cross the road
How does a chicken cross the road on traffic?
it cant its stupid
Why did oskar cross the road?
because he was following the chicken
