It is something that is NOT to be told in mixed company! Here it is:
There once was a man from NantucketWho kept all his cash in a bucket.But his daughter, named Nan,Ran away with a manAnd as for the bucket, Nantucket.
There once was a man from Nantucket.
With a {private part} so long he could suck it.
He walked down the street,
Just a swinging his meat
While carrying his balls in a bucket
There once was a man from NantucketWho kept all his cash in a bucket.But his daughter, named Nan,Ran away with a manAnd as for the bucket, Nantucket. There once was a man from Nantucket. With a dick so long he could suck it. He walked down the street, Just a swinging his meat While carrying his balls in a bucket!
There once was a man from Nantucket has become the opening line of many limericks. The oldest known version was published in 1902:There once was a man from NantucketWho kept all his gold in a bucket.But his daughter, named Nan,Ran away with a manAnd as for the bucket, Nantucket.For more about the limerick, check out the related link below.
Hard word to rhyme but here are a few: Bucket Suck it (as in a lollipop) Duck it Chuck it Pluck it Stuck it Truck it Tuck it
The man who makes a casket does not need it; the man who buys a casket does not use it; the man who uses a casket does not know he does.
man vs man
Nantucket is a very small island and ha no capital.Where once lived a man from Nantucket, whose...was so big he could...
There once was a man from NantucketWho kept all his cash in a bucket.But his daughter, named Nan,Ran away with a manAnd as for the bucket, Nantucket. There once was a man from Nantucket. With a dick so long he could suck it. He walked down the street, Just a swinging his meat While carrying his balls in a bucket!
The address of the Nantucket Atheneum is: 1 India Street, Nantucket, 02554 3519
The address of the Nantucket Dreamland Foundation is: , Nantucket, MA 02554-0989
I don't know if it what you are looking for but Marshall Dodge & Robert Bryan did many Maine or New England humor recordings including "the man from Nantucket,"and "Can I take this road to Portland?" If you are from there they are hilarious, if not then you will probably never want to go.
The address of the Nantucket Preservation Trust is: Po Box 158, Nantucket, MA 2554
Nantucket was created in 1641.
The address of the Artists Association Of Nantucket is: Po Box 1104, Nantucket, MA 02554-1104
The address of the Nantucket Historical Association is: Po Box 1016, Nantucket, MA 02554-1016
The address of the Nantucket Maria Mitchell Association is: 4 Vestal St., Nantucket, MA 02554
The phone number of the Nantucket Atheneum is: 508-228-1110.
The address of the Nantucket Lightship Basket Museum is: Po Box 2517, Nantucket, MA 02584-2517