What are the lyrics to all the Miss Suzy songs?

Answer 1

Steamboat:

Miss Lucy had a steam boat

The steamboat had a bell,

Miss Lucy went to heaven and the

Steamboat went to...

Hello operator

Please give me number nine

And if you disconnect me

I will chop off your...

Behind the 'fridgerator

There was a piece of glass

Miss Lucy sat upon it

And she cut her big fat...

Ask me no more questions

I'll tell you no more lies

The boys are in the bathroom

Pulling down their...

Flies are in the meadow

The bees are in the park

Miss Lucy and her boyfriend Are kissing in the...

Dark is like a movie

A movie's like a show A show is like a tv set And that is all I know.

Baby:

Miss Suzy had a baby she named him Tiny Tim! She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim! He drank up all the water he ate up all the soap! He tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't go down his throat! Miss Suzy called the doctor the doctor called the nurse!

The nurse called the lady with the alligator purse!