What are the lyrics to I know it's today form Shrek?

Answer 1

(Young Fiona)

There's a princess in a tower. Oh my gosh that's just like me. Poor Rapunzel needs a hair cut but the witch won't set her free. She passes time by singing like someone else I know. As years go by she sits and waits... As years go by... Uh Oh. A torturous existence. I don't remember this part! She wishes she were dead? Skip Ahead, Skip Ahead.

But in the end Rapunzel finds a millionaire. The prince is good at climbing and braiding golden hair. So I know he'll appear cause there are rules and there are strictures. I believe the story books I read by candlelight. My white knight and his steed will look just like these picture. It won't be long now I guarantee. Day number 23. I know it's today. I know it's today.

(Teenage Fiona)

There's a princess in a coma. Glad it's her instead of me. Pretty maiden in a glass, how I wonder does she pee? Blah Blah Blah Blah poison apple. Boring Boring evil queen. Filler Filler been there read that, seven shorties on the scene. Skip ahead skip ahead.

But in the end the princess wakes up with a start. The prince is good at kissing and melting Snow White's heart. So I know he'll appear and his armour will be binding as shining as his perfect teeth and then repose. He'll propose on one knee and our prenup will be binding. About time we set a wedding date. Day number 958. I know it's today, he'll show up today!

(Princess Fiona)

There's a princess any princess. Take your pick there all like me. Not exactley, I'm still waiting they're all living happily. Ever after better get here. I want love in seconds flat. No one need these middle bits... Oops did I do that?

Cut the villians, cut the vamping, cut this fairytale. Cut the peril and the pitfalls, cut the puppet and the whale. Cut the monster cut curses keep the intro, cut the verses and the waiting, the waiting, the waiting, the waiting. THE WAITING!

But I know he'll appear though I seem a bit bipolar and I'm a vandal now as well but he won't mind. I'm a find, I'm a catch and very gifted bowler. It won't be long now I guarantee! Day number... Are you there God? It's me Fiona.

(All) It's me Fiona. So I know he'll appear cause there are rules and there are strictures. I believe the story books I read by candlelight. My white knight and his steed will look just like these picture. It won't be long now I guarantee.

(Young Fiona)

Day number 23

(Teen Fiona)

Day number 958

(Princess Fiona)

Day number 8423

(All) I know it's today ooo (x3)

I know it's today!