Horrible histories your name is lyrics?

Answer 1

I think you mean 'My name is' if you do.....

My name is, my name is, my name is - Charles the second

I love people and the people love me So much that they restored the English monarchy I'm part Scottish-French-Italian, a little bit Dane But one hundred per cent party animal!

Champagne?

Spaniels I adored, named after me too Like me they were fun with a natty hair-do. Is today my birthday? I can't recall Let's have a party anyway, because I love a masked ball

All hail, the King, of Bling, let's sing, bells ring, ding ding I'm the King! Who brought back partying!

King Charles my daddy lost his throne and kings were banned They chopped off his head, then Olly Cromwell ruled the land

1Old Olly wasn't jolly, he was glum and he was proud Would be miserable as sin only 'sinning's not allowed' When Cromwell died the people said 'Charlie me hearty 'Get rid of his dull laws, come back, we'd rather party.' This action's what they called the Monarchy Restoration Which naturally was followed by a huge celebration

The King, of Eng-, land say, no sin, to sing, or anything. All say I'm the King who brought back partying

Great London Fire was a whopper In my reign London city came a cropper So this King did what was right and proper Fought the fire, proved I'm more than a bopper

I'm a fire-stopper!

Married Catherine Braganza, she was a love so true There would never be another, well maybe one or two Lucy Walter, Nell Gwynn, Moll Davis, Barbara Villiers You think that's bad but her name's not as silly as

Hortense Manzini

As king I must admit I broke the wedding rules But who cares when I brought back the crown jewels? I reinstated Christmas, make-up, sport and even plays I was the Merry Monarch they were Good Old Days

When said, and done, King Charles, did run, England, for fun I was the King! Loved by everyone. My song is done.

Party anyone?

Answer 2

Of Egyptian kings we know oh so many things,

Cos the arch-ae-olo-gists have dug their tombs.

Now we're here to show how to treat a dead pharaoh,

Make a mummy that can decorate your room.

( scream ) first your dead kings lain on a table where his brain,

is pulled out with a wire through his nose.

Then his guts and lungs, stomach, liver must be bunged,

In four jars so they do not decompose.

Pour out salt to dry on the body let it lie,

There for forty days until it mummifies.

( scream ) in the bandage wrap up the body, leave a gap.

For the mouth and put in artificial eyes.

Hello! In the coffin cold lay out prayers in little scrolls,

That will guard him on his journey far ahead.

Pack his tomb with wealth, which he'll need for his health.

If he makes it to the country of the dead.

Now you've done your job there are villains who will rob

So our mummy and it's coffin we defend.

Build a pyramid high so it points up to the sky.

Place your dead king deep inside and that's the end!