What do you do to show im Canadian?

Answer 1

• Spell words the 'Canadian' way- e.g. colour, labour, humour
• Use the word 'eh' (see 'related questions)
• Buy things from Tim Hortons
• Play hockey or be a fan of hockey (and the Canadian hockey team)
• Know all the Canadian stereotypes... and know that many of them are not true

Great start. I moved to Canada 40 years ago (US born) and here is what I've learned about how to act like a Canadian.

• Be Polite. Remember to say please and thank-you
• Modesty. Don't be a braggart
• Chat with your neighbors. And by neighbors, I mean any one who happens to be standing next to you. Anywhere.
• Must have anti-freeze in your blood. Never wait for a nice day to have fun outdoors.
• Always find the humour in a situation. Especially in yourself.
• In a modest and constructive way, mock everything the Americans do.

Answer 2

First you must obtain a passport to travel to other countries. Then you must obtain a visa to travel to that country. Usually, you are a resident first for a while, meaning that you live there but are not necessarily a Canadian citizen. Then, you go to a court house, answer some questions in Canadian history, most likely pledge your allegiance, sign a bunch of papers, and you are then a Canadian citizen. Harder than you thought, isn't it?

Answer 3

Just go out and make a fool of yourself. Then, everyone will know that you're pretending to be a Canadian.

Right off the bat, you made a fool of yourself twice. First, you demonstrated that you don't know the difference between "you're" and "your." You also demonstrated that you don't know the rules of capitalization.