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Oh, dude, you don't! That's like totally not cool. Massages are for relaxation, not for making awkward requests. If you're looking for a happy ending, maybe try a different kind of service... like buying a puppy or something.
As a professional educator, I must emphasize that requesting a "happy ending" in the context of a massage is highly inappropriate and unethical. Massages are intended for therapeutic and relaxation purposes, and any sexual connotations or requests are not only disrespectful but also illegal in many places. It is crucial to always maintain professionalism and respect boundaries in any professional setting, including Massage Therapy.
"Could I get a happy ending?" "How much for a happy ending?" "Could I get a little more?" hahaThe first time is the hardest lolBefore asking you want to make sure (or be sure as possible) she isn't an undercover cop. Otherwise all you have to worry about is offending her in the case that she does not do happy endings, in which case, whatever, it's another funny story in your life.Keep in mind she'll also be worried if you're a cop, so asking for it straight up kinda shows you aren't a cop, since that would be entrapment(these girls generally learn these things about the law).Once you find someone who is down, sticking with her in the future will greatly reduce the anxiety of being busted. It's pretty lame that you can even get busted for asking for happy ending in the first place. Seriously. Who the hell cares anyways?
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What is a happy ending massage?
massage with a hand job
Is it cheating for a married man to have a happy ending massage without his wife's knowledge?
If it was accidental then no, however if you went to a 'massage parlour' wanting a happy ending then yes!!
Happy ending massage North Carolina?
When the massage therapist offers sexual services on top of the massage.
Where you can get massage with happy ending in Amman?
Search the local 'yellow pages' for massage parlours
Were to get a happy ending massage in Bakersfield ca?
paradise spa
Is there an oriental massage with a happy ending in Visalia Ca?
At Rub Maps
Where do you find a happy ending massage in new york?
from your moms house
Is table shower happy ending massage illegal?
of course is prostitution
Where can you find a happy ending massage in Denver?
You cannot. They are illegal in the United States. Massage therapists are trained professionals.
What is sandwich massage?
A massage performed by two nude chicks back n forth and end with happy ending.
What is happy ending massage?
A "happy ending massage" refers to a type of massage service that typically involves a sexual act or orgasmic release at the end of the session. This type of massage is often associated with illicit or underground services and is not considered a legitimate or professional practice within the massage therapy industry. It is important to note that engaging in or promoting such services can have legal and ethical implications.
Are happy ending massage legal?
No. It's illegal but nearly impossible to enforce. The loophole is that customers pay for the "massage" and the "happy ending" comes independently and is merely sex between consenting adults. The happy ending is implied in negotiation. Law enforcement agencies must prove solicitation took place and that money was exchanged for the purpose of the "happy ending". As a result, law enforcement tends to focus on street workers, where its easier to prove solicitation. Massage parlours are occasionally investigated, however.
