No, but it could get you a criminal record.
USA laws state that your now infact official property of the dog
Simple. Buy a bitch, mate him and when his pups are old enough have your baby pee on his pups
Yes. She'll just be so traumatized by the lack of semen.
This behavior is how a dog shows dominance. This behavior should not be allowed.
It's called dominance humping, and there's nothing sexual about it. Basically they're trying to sort out their hierarchy and who calls the shots.
When it humps things in your house.
it means she's having a baby
A dog chases a male man in an effort to steal his identity. A male man pants and humps a female despite the fact that she is not in the mood. The dog is only immitating the greatness of mankind - a dogs best friend.
No, it does not.
Not normally, no. Only when your dog pees on it!
Nothing.