go doe
deer's peers
deer compeer
French wench
Lean queen
french wench
Hag's stags
"French wench"
Silly Filly.
critter sitter
A hink pink for "fake bake" would be "phony tan." It's like when your skin looks like it spent a week in the Caribbean, but really you just sprayed on some color in your bathroom. So next time someone compliments your glow, just smile and say thanks, but we all know the truth behind that "fake bake."
The Hink Pink for a holiday donkey is a Yule mule.