Drag your ballsack across its face.
No
Keep it outside.
You can get the male dog neutered, this should stop him from urinating in the house as much as he did.
try and train dur brain
You can't.
No, neutering an animal does not prevent it from urinating, that wouldn't make sense. Neutering an animal only prevents it from mating, and producing offspring. If it urinates in the house, it's not trained; try taking it to a professional trainer.
amputate the problem
if you are urinating 24/7 non stop you have to go to doc asap but if it's like once every hour or 30mins than you just have a kidney infection
If you have had sex about 5 weeks ago, then she may be pregnant, though I am not an expert.
only if you hit them in the eye
You cook something from the stove or whatever and let it wait in there. Then it will start a fire but make sure you have something to stop the fire with IF you want. IF you want your house to burn down good luck with building/finding a new house
stop littering , urinating and plant trees....