"Decemberween" by Patent Pending. Limbo rock- Chubby Checkers "American Pie" by Don McLean
Homestar:A-listen to me now,Cheer up, Coach Z,This doesn't have to beCreepy and depressing all the time.Coach Z: F'real?Homestar:If you learn to say words rightYou'll find that people mightNot throw up so much when they talk to you.Coach Z: Oh, that'd be nice.Homestar:Yeah, listen to me,It's almost DecemberweenAnd there's not a single present beneath your tree.When someone asks you what's up,don't tell them about your buttor any embarrassing physical problemsyou might have.Coach Z: I collect those!Homestar:And when you're talking to a pretty girl,on second thought, don't talk to any pretty girls.And you'll find yourself invited,And probably way less incitedAnd you won't have to spend Decemberween aloooooooooone!