There's a song from the cartoon series Futurama that meets that description. The lyrics include "you better not breathe, you better not move, you're better off dead, I'm telling you dude, Santa Claus is gunning you down."I'm also aware of a version from a couple of decades ago that said "he's making a list, he's checking it twice, you better be good, or pay the price" but I can't remember who sang that one.
Both of these are, if you can't tell, variants on the song "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town."
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Mrs. Claus' middle name was Mary. She was named after the mother of Jesus. Her full name is Jessica Mary Claus.
Santa Claus is full of everything, well to be precis he is full of what children leave him at night, he normally is full of milk and cookies or mince pies, milk and carrots. If you want to know correctly, search on your internet browser : What to leave Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.
Santa Claus goes by many names Kriss Kringle, Nicholas, Nick, ect... But Mrs. Claus first name is Martha.
In the famous poem by Clement Moore, Santa's belly resembles " a bowl full of jelly."
When Santa Claus laughs his belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly.
Santa Claus is called by the name Kanakaloka in Hawaii. Despite the different name, Kanakaloka looks like the traditional idea of Santa Claus. He wears a red and white suit, black boots and has a full white beard.Hawaii
Santa has several addresses. Two of them are: Santa Claus, Arctic Circle, 96930 Rovaniemi, Finland. Or, Santa Claus, North Pole, H0H 0H0, Canada Santa is so well known at mail centers and post offices around the world that even if children only put "Santa Claus, North Pole" on the envelope, it will be delivered to him.
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Chris Kringle (Kris Kringle?) Same pronouciation, but Im not sure about the spelling.
Nobody invented Santa because he is REAL! People say that "OH Santa Claus is an impossible human being. He supposedly travels at the speed of light, USING REINDEER AND A SLEIGH FULL OF PRESENTS???? It is mathematically impossible for Santa to be real, it is just a myth...NOT REAL." Yes, it is MATHEMATICALLY impossible for Santa Claus to exist but He is not a math equation, Santa is one simple word... Magic. There are some things in life that you just can't explain and Santa Claus is one of them. But why does anyone care HOW Santa exists? The point is, is that he DOES exist and he is an amazing person. Nobody on earth should question his existence.
Mrs Claus' first name is a mystery. She has been called Mary, Annalina, Jessica, Layla, Ahoop, Seeki, Martha, Kasey, Juliana, Gretchen, and Santarina in different countries.