How many more days until December second?

Answer 1

As of today, 313. As of tomorrow, 312. Or, if you read this tomorrow, as of today, 312. As of tomorrow, 311. Or, if you read this in 310 days as of today (referring to tomorrow if you read this yesterday), just one! Yay! Why, is it your birthday? Your cats birthday? Cheesecake day? Whatever. The answer is anything between 0 and 365, unless you're referring to a year other than this one. Unless you aren't reading this this year. If you aren't, then days until December 2nd this year (meaning last year if you are reading this next year) are negative forty two days away. Forty two is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, did you know that? In binary it is 101010, which was a date last year, unless you're reading this next year in which is was two years ago. If you went back in time to read my answer, it wasn't asked yet so YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! Well, anyway, your date could be anywhere from negative infinity to 678 days away if you're reading this today. Or negative infinity to 677 days away if you're reading this tomorrow. Or negative infinity to 1 day away if you're reading this 676 days from now (referring to tomorrow if you're reading this yesterday). It can't be past then because the world's going to end before the next one! However, if it doesn't, it could have been negative infinity to infinity days away if the world never ends, no matter what day you read this. If you ever read this in the first place. In that case, did I ever write any if this? Because if you never saw it, how would you know? If a tree falls in a forest and no one heard it, did it make a sound? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? What's the answer to life? 42!!! GET IT?!? Okay, so I think I sufficiently answered your questions and covered all bases. For all you creepy serious dudes on this site, for the sake of humor, please leave this answer as a memorial to all of those who have no life and waste their time writing this crap. Thank you all, and have a good night. Referring to the night you read this, if you do. Because if I wished you a good night tonight, and you read this tomorrow (if yesterday for you was today for me, which it is), then I wouldn't have wished yo a good night tonight, which is rude. So no matter what day you read this, I wish you a good night on that day. Unless you time traveled back to yesterday for me which, which is today for you, then I wouldn't have wished you a good night yet, and I can't wish you a good night yesterday (for me - today for you), because it already happened (for me - you too, but not the second time in the future (which is your future and our past)). So, to close this epic answer, I say good night to myself, because not only do I know when I read this, but I REALLY need to go to bed, as you can probably tell. /epicness