What is the grimace from McDonald's?

Answer 1

Shhhhh!...it's a huge secret, but Grimace is actually a prehistoric amoeba! You see, when H.G. Wells wrote "The Time Machine", he was merely reporting fact. We can't tell all the details, but in Wells' research for the book, he traveled very far back...back to WHEN IT ALL STARTED. How do you think that the current scientists came up with "all life began in a prehistoric soup" and the amoeba was the first life form? They aren't guessing..they studied the Grimace. Grimace is really the youngest of his particular amoeboid group. He had just been split when Wells found him and took him for a particularly attractive fungus. Little did Wells know that Grimace was merely very young and would grow to such enormous size. Grimace's pseudo limbs began to protrude about 1950, and his "voice" (actually a psionic projection into your brain) began to manifest about 1980. We do not know precisely what Grimace will be when he is fully developed, but the scientific world will wait with great anticipation. In the mean time, he is merely a harmless pitchman for a popular food chain. Don't ask how he eats...all amoebas do it the same way. (not particularly appetizing to watch.)