don't smoke weed
They can get simulated.
Your penis dies
No, it is a healthy high because your pet is not inhaling the smoke of the weed.
You get happy and hungry and sleepy
you get phucked up
Nothing
Nothing that wouldn't normally happen when you smoke.
You get irritated that you don't smoke weed on a daily basis!
The reason you don't smoke stems is because it causes your bowl, joint to burn funny, taste weird, and it pokes holes in papers. Some people will save stems and chew on them. Also take seeds out of your weed. Seeds can turn into 'hippie grenades' which are like pieces of popcorn and explode. If that happens, you can break your bowl. It happened to me on accident before. Stay cloudy my friend!
You trip major balls brochacho.
Stems definitely do contain THC, just not near as much as the bud does. It is possible to get high off of smoking the stems, but you'll have to smoke a whole lot if you want to get blazed, and the smoke is harsh and disgusting.