First you scratch. Then you scratch it some more. Then you scratch like there's no tommorow. Your itch should subside after this. If your itch does not, you should see a Doctor Who will either remove your buttocks from your body entirely, or advise you to use more soap when you wash.
The reason you Ur beard itches is cause u need to watch it out an give it a bath
no they don't but if your hamster is itching like crazy and wont stop then maybe it does this is rare though
You stick you finger in it. Wait... you mean you real BUTT not the word BUT
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idks but i am itching my butt
you need better hygiene.
Butt scratching, some creams. It's probably something to ask your doctor.
Absolutely nothing... Unless it is itching to the point when it wont stop; in which case this could be an indication of a skin condition, such as Exczema
spray some savolon on it. It will stop it itching and relieves the pain.
potential crab infestation
Yes it does.
A bath.