Urine- much of the alcohol you consume will be expelled when you go to the bathroom. To speed up the process, drink water. Water dilutes the alcohol concentration within you, but speeds up kidney function, causing you to urinate more, and thus remove more alcohol.
Vomit- if you consumed too much alcohol, the fastest way to rid it from yourself is to vomit. This expels the alcohol before it can even be taken into your system, essentially "undoing" the drinking. This is not healthy, as stomach acids corrode the esophagus and teeth, not to mention that it is not fun. But it is the best way to remove alcohol soon after you drank it.
Increased metabolism- the faster your body metabolizes, the quicker alcohol can be processed and removed. Do this by running, eating, and being active. Be careful though, as these activities may be hard and painful with all the poison running through your system.
Time- this is the most 'truthful' answer. The above may help process alcohol in your system, but you must let your body take care of you. Take some time to relax. Sleep, watch tv or listen to music to pass the time. Be careful with sleep though, as you could continue to get sicker and not be able to get help. If you recently consumed alcohol, make sure to have a good friend watch over you who can help you as you need.
Coffee won't help, neither will dancing. The best thing that will remove alcohol from your system is time, so that it is digested.
No. That is an old myth. Only time removes the alcohol.
No food or drink will remove alcohol from your body, only time will do this.
Time is the only way to remove alcohol from your system, as the liver metabolizes and eliminates alcohol at a constant rate of about 0.015% per hour. Drinking water, coffee, or other fluids, as well as eating food, can help you feel better but will not speed up the elimination of alcohol.
No, alcohol does not remove THC from your system. THC is metabolized by the liver separately, and its presence in your system is not affected by alcohol consumption.
No. Only time can remove alcohol from the bloodstream.
The body (liver) will naturally remove alcohol from the blood, it just takes time, the more you drink the longer it will take.
The amount of time that alcohol stays in your system will depend on how much alcohol has been consumed.
Time is the only factor that can remove alcohol from your bloodstream, as your body metabolizes and eliminates the alcohol at a consistent rate. Drinking water, exercising, or eating certain foods may help you feel better, but they do not significantly speed up the alcohol elimination process.
Alcohol goes into your bloodsteam...so vomiting won't remove any alcohol already there. If you have some alcohol that is sitting in your stomach when you vomit...some of that won't have the opportunity to get processed and go into your bloodstream so it may reduce the percentage of alcohol that you would have ended up having in your blood...or reduce the amount of time that you are drunk
Alcohol is a depressant - coffee (or more precisely caffeine) is a stimulant. The caffeine counteracts the effects of the alcohol (BUT - doesn't remove it from your system !)
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