im not sure how a man does it so please edit this and put that. thanks! :-)
Women:
1. take off your pants and underwear
2. spread your legs apart
3. hold the bottle about a cemimeter below where your pee comes out
4. using your other hand, use your first and second fingers (or your first finger and your thumb) to spread apart your labia (lips)
5. pee into the bottle
Men usually use a container called a urinal. This small container is typically a square or roundish plastic 'bottle' with a lid that's attached to the bottle with a strip of plastic. The container has lines on it, marked in cc's or ml. The bottom is flat so it can stand up, or the flat area is on one side of the length of the container so it can sit on the floor without spilling.
When a man urinates in a toilet, he holds the penis (or it could jerk) however it feels comfortable for him. He uses a similar hand positioning to urinate into a urinal. However, most men only insert the head of the penis into the opening of the urinal, though as a nurse I saw some men who held the opening of the urinal several inches away from their penis (if their aim was good). The man snaps the lid back onto the container when done. The same process is used if another person (nurse or male orderly) must assist a man to use a urinal in a hospital or nursing home.
The same method would be used whether it's into a bottle, jar, can, or bucket. Obviously, it's best if the container has a wide mouth (opening) and has a lid that screws on or clips on tightly.
If a man is doing a medical test, such as a 24 hour urine, or a Clean Catch, the nurse will give directions.
The 'Pee Pee Bottle' is designed to help toddlers urinate on-the-go, when there is not a clean bathroom available. Parents can bring the portable 'pee-pee bottle' with them and when the child has finished urinating, the bottle can be sealed and then cleaned out at a more convenient time. The pee-pee bottle works for both boys and girls.
There are many solutions. I recommend that you both go into the wheelchair stall. Then let her pee into the trash can. She can stand with her legs spread apart over it or she can sit on it. I used to do it when I was little, and it's really easy to reach and actually quite hygienic. You can also purchase a bottle* for her and she can pee-pee into that. Then just dump it into the toilet. * A good brand of bottle is My Pee-Pee Bottle, but a water bottle would do fine - if she's a good "aimer". To help her, tell her pee a little (some might get on the floor) and then adjust the bottle to capture the urine.
Various things you could do: -Squat behind a bush* -Hold it -Pee down a drain* -If your near water, go in the water and pee there** -Bottle / cup -Go man style, undo your zip if wearing jeans and let fly stood up!
If there is no bathroom near by, pull over and go behind a tree a pee there or if you don't want to do that then, if you have a towel or blanket near by you take that and put it in between your legs then pee into that. Also you could pee in a bottle or just wet your pants.
Some men who work in jobs that require long periods without access to a bathroom, such as truck drivers or astronauts, may use a bottle to urinate when they cannot reach a restroom. This is done out of necessity and convenience rather than choice.
The go pee where they go pee
If you have to pee you can keep shooting with one hand and hold a bottle to pee in the other.
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This is a very weird question but i will still answer it. step one: first if you feel like you need to pee walk/run to the bathroom (restroom) step two: next go into the bathroom (restroom) step three: then pull your pants down and go, then pull pants back up. step four: finally WASH YOUR HANDS!!! dry them, turn off the lights (if in bathroom) and announce that you are done.
No. They used buckets, which were emptied once a day.
pee in the bottle and drink hmmm... nice beer
1. pee in a bottle 2. pour bottle in baby bottle 3.force the polar bear to drink it 4. have sex with them