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What are your mama's so fat jokes?
They are a way to insult others. For example: Your mama's so fat that when she jumped in the air, she got stuck!
Can a fat person explode?
i would think so
Who invented your mama?
a black guy did it with your moms mom
What is the purpose of everything that exists?
ask cho mama
Why do water and Fat not mix?
water is charged positively on the oxgen end, and negativelyon the hydrogen end. Oil does not have a charge ( it's netrual), so the oil does not mix with the water. (EDIT by Dr.J.) - Close, but actually water is charged NEGATIVELY on the oxygen and POSITIVELY on the hydrogen. So, it is POLAR, and oil is not polar, so they don't "mix".
A list of the best yo mamma joke?
Here's some yo mamma so fat jokes. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
What are some funny your mamma jokes?
Yo mamma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To Be Continued" YO MAMMA SO POOR JOKES: Yo mama is so poor that she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags and when I asked her what she was doing she said, "Buying luggage." Yo mama is so poor that when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! Yo mama is so poor that she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo mama is so poor that she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said "moving." Yo mama is so poor that she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. Yo mama is so poor that the bank repossesed her cardboard box. Yo mama is so poor that she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church. Yo mama is so poor that she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house. Yo mama is so poor that I came over for dinner and she read me recipes. Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN. Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box. Yo mama is so poor that she lives in a two story Dorrito bag with a dog named Chip. Yo mama is so poor that I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard. Yo mama is so poor that her front and back doors are on the same hinge. Yo mama is so poor that I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut. Yo mama is so poor that the closest thing to a car she has is a low-rider shopping cart with a box on it. Yo mama is so poor that she can't even put her two cents in this conversation. Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!" Yo mama is so poor that her face is on the front of a foodstamp. Yo mama is so poor that I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said "Who's tearing down the drapes?" Yo mama is so poor that I stepped on her skateboard and she said "Hey, get off the car!" Yo mama is so poor that I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd bucket to your right." Yo mama is so poor that when I walked inside her house and put out a cigarette, she said "who turned off the heater?" Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF. Yo mama is so poor that she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch. Yo mama is so poor that she can't even afford to go to the free clinic. Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates. Yo mama is so poor that her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it. Yo mama is so poor that when yo family watches TV, they go to Sears. Yo mama is so poor that burglars break in and leave money. Yo mama is so poor that she married young just to get the rice! Yo mama is so poor that when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said "Don't use the good china!" Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Remodeling." Yo mama is so poor that I threw a rock at a trash can and she popped out and said "Who knocked?" Yo mama is so poor that we were on a road trip and she stopped by a dumpster and got out. I said "what are you doing" and she said I'm "booking a hotel!" Yo mama is so poor that I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and Yo Mama said, "Who turned off the lights?" Yo mama is so poor that when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said "Spagetti." Yo mama is so poor that after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn. Yo mama is so poor that your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo mama is so poor that when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!" Yo mama is so poor that she got in an elevator and thought it was a mobile home. Yo mama's so poor, that her doormat doesn't say "welcome", it says "welfare". Yo mama is so poor that for halloween, her trick was the treat. Yo mama is so poor that when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! YO MAMMA SO FAT: Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does. Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live. Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts. Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!" Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose. Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down. Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops. Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise. Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World. Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through! Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean... Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call. Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale. Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her. Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing! Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices. Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad. Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise. Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance. Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development. Yo mama is so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it. Yo mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions. Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the lifeguard told your dad "sorry, you can't park here". Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen. Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy's word for it. Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, it's over for everybody. Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display her picture. Yo mama is so fat that when she was growing up she didn't play with dolls, she played with midgets. Yo mama is so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades. Yo mama's so fat she blew up the Deathstar. Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate. Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. Yo mama is so fat that she doesn't eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift. Yo mama is so fat that the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the rent. Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won't look at her. Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying "Caution! Wide Turn". Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please". Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do livestock". Yo mama is so fat that when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. Yo mama is so fat that God couldn't light the Earth until she moved! Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama is so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June. Yo mama is so fat that she could fall down and wouldn't even know it. Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, "Maximum occupancy: 300, or Yo momma." Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. Yo mama is so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton's got an echo. Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party. Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters. Yo mama is so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall. Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet. Yo mama is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller! Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade. Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost. Yo mama is so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds. Yo mama is so fat that when she's standing on the corner police drive by and yell, "Hey, break it up." Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is Ragu. Yo mama is so fat that when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an overnight bag. Yo mama is so fat that she can't even fit into an AOL chat room. Yo mama is so fat that she doesn't have a tailor, she has a contractor. Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big. Yo mama is so fat that she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's Auto Body. Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck! Yo mama is so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book! Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides. Yo mama is so fat that when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A., Chicago..." Yo mama is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo mama is so fat that she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts. Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her. Yo mama is so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo mama is so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket. Yo mama is so fat that she has her own gravity field. Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by satellite cameras. Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a "Malcolm X" T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo mama is so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling Free Willy. Yo mama is so fat that she uses redwoods to pick her teeth Yo mama is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out Yo mama is so fat that she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes. Yo mama is so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as it's light she starts eating. Yo mama is so fat that she's half Italian, half Irish, and half American. Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator. Yo mama is so fat that she can't even jump to a conclusion. Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo mama is so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock at me?" Yo mama is so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay for her because we dressed her up as a Toyota. Yo mama is so fat that that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo mama is so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon. Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop. Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to have it removed. Yo mama is so fat that she eats "Wheat Thicks". Yo mama is so fat that we're in her right now! Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to everyone. Yo mama is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for condors. Yo mama is so fat that when she wants to shake someones hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama is so fat that even Dora can't explore her! Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued". Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama is so fat that her neck looks like a dozen hot dogs! Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo mama is so fat that she's got her own area code! Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets. Yo mama is so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama is so fat that she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo mama is so fat that her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo mama is so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Yo mama is so fat that she wakes up in sections! Yo mama is so fat that when she lies on the beach no one else gets any sun! Yo mama is so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a helicopter! Yo mama is so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo mama is so fat that she fell and created the Grand Canyon! Yo mama is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo mama is so fat that she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama is so fat that they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping. Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo mama is so fat that that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo mama is so fat that when she went to church and sat on a bible, Jesus came out and said "LET MY PEOPLE GO!" Yo mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones. Yo mama is so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a bouncy castle. Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo mama is so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing "We Are Family". Yo mama is so fat that she fell out of both sides of her bed. Yo mama is so fat that the stripes on her pajamas never end. Yo mama is so fat, Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts! Yo mama is so fat that she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial! Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it shows her own phone number. Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet - she's worldwide. Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads "lose some weight". Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies! Yo mama's so fat that when she walks, she changes the earth's rotation! Yo mama is so fat that she uses the entire country of Mexico as her tanning bed.
What are your mama's so fat jokes?
They are a way to insult others. For example: Your mama's so fat that when she jumped in the air, she got stuck!
What are some yo mama jokes dudes and dudets?
Yo mama so skinny she was marked absent for standing sideways.Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "Next please."Yo mama so skinny she gave a new name to anorexia.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "air cannot be weighed."Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and it broke.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and died.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and wondered how that piece of crap got in her bathroom.Yo mama so stupid that when she threw a rock on the ground, she missed.Yo mama so stupid, she got locked up in a grocery store and starved.Yo mama so stupid, she stole free bread.Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.Yo mama so stupid, she was chained to a water fountain and died of dehydrationYo mama so stupid, he told this joke.Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept.Yo mama is like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet!Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.Yo mama is so fat, she can't even fit in a chat room.Yo momma so fat that when she wears a rain coat, she looks like a school bus!Yo mama is a hose pipe, the gardener turns her on.Yo mama is like a rugby field, everybody can try.Yo mama is like a tie, everybody knows how to do her.Yo mama so fat, she jumped and got stuck.Yo mama so stupid and fat, when she saw a school bus full of white children, she said, "Stop that Twinkie!!!!!"Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it read, "One at a time please!"Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.Yo mama so fat, when the doorbell rang, she ran straight to the microwave!Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.Yo mama is so fat, she uses all of Phoenix, Arizona as her tanning bed.Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.Yo mama is so dumb, when you left for school on the school bus, she ran after saying "TWINKIE I WANT MY TWINKIE"Yo mama so big, she uses a mattress as a tampon.Yo mama so hairy, when you popped out, you got carpet burn.Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming at the beach, the whales came out and sang "We Are Family."Yo mama is so fat, she sat on Wal-mart and lowered the prices!Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and got kicked out!Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuckYo mama so ugly she went to the haunted house on Halloween and came out with a job applicationYo mama so fat that Christopher Columbus claimed her as "the new world"Yo mama so fat she jumped in the swimming pool and everyone yelled TSUNAMI!Yo mama so fat she gotta wear watches on both arms to keep the time zoneYo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits beside everyoneYo mama so fat people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest and got kicked out because they said "no professionals"YO MAMMA IS SO FAT...Yo mamma's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.Yo mamma's so fat that when she rolls off the bed, she rolls off BOTH sides.Yo mamma's so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her....Yo mamma's so fat she had to go to seaworld to get babtized.Yo mamma's so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.yo mamma is so fat she went to the theater and she sat next to everybody.yo mamma is so fat she saw a bus full of white kids and said "stop that twinkie!!!"yo mamma is so fat i had to take two busses and a train to get around her.yo mamma is so fat she sat on a querter and a buger flew out of George washingtons nose.yo mamma is so fat she layed on the beach and people tried to throw her back in the ocean.yo mamma is so fat she jumped on a trampaline then flew over wall-mart & hit target.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------YO MAMMA IS SO UGLY...Yo mamma's so ugly that she would have been in E.T., but she's so fat that when she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.yo mamma is so ugly she threw a boomarang and it never came back.yo mamma is so ugly the boogie man has to sleep with the night light on.yo mamma is so ugly motel 6 wont even leave the lights on for her.yo mamma is so ugly i tried to slap her, then my hand turned green and i started slapping myself.Yo mamma's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.yo mamma is so ugly she was peeling an onion and made it cry.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------YO MAMMA IS SO DUMB....yo mamma's so dumb she tried to drown a fish.yo mamma is so dumb she thought that a football querter back was a refund joke.yo mamma is so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch.yo mamma is so dumb she stuck a sheet of paper to the tv and said im watching paper view.yo mamma is so dumb she dialed 911 on the microwave.yo mamma is so dumb she stuck a batery in her but and said ive got the power.yo mamma is so dumb she saw concentrate on a milk jug and she stared at it and stared at it.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------YO MAMMA IS SO POOR...yo mamma is so poor i saw her kicking a can and she sayed shes moving.yo mamma is so poor she walks through the front door and falls out the back.yo mamma is so poor i stepped on a skate board and she sayed "THATS MY COUCH!!!"yo mamma is so poor she cant afford FREE.Yo Mamma................is so ugly she made a blind kid dieis so stupid she fed her kids cereal with a fork to save milkis so hairy she was on the cover of PureBread Monthly EVERYDAYis so ugly they retired FrankensteinYo Brother is so stpid i told him to get plastic surgery, its the new 2010 and he said yeah i want to get my balls removed and HE DIDyo mamma is sooo ugly when she enterd a ugly contest and they said sorry no pros aloudis soo fat when she sat on the couch the couch starting singing ABCDEFG get ur fat u know what off of meis soo fat and stupid when she saw a yellow bus with white kids in it she yelled TWINKY!!!!!!!!!!!! and ran for itis soo fat when she went in the ocean the whales started sing we are familyyo mamma is so fat that when she fell i did not want to start laughing cause the floor was already cracking up.yo mamma so fat she slapped a globe and gave the whole world an earthquakeyour mamma is so fat that she got stuck in the doorway and had to put butter around her and a twinkie on the other side.yo momma so fat she got her on gravatational pullYo mama so gross she went to go take a bath the bath water jumped out of the tub and said, "I'm good"yo mama so ugle yo daddy takes her to work just so dosent have to kiss her good byei ain't got nothing to say about yo mama heck her face says it allYo mama so skinny she was marked absent sideways.Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "Next please."Yo mama so skinny she gave a new name to anorexia.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "air cannot be weighed."Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and it broke.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and died.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and wondered how that piece of crap got in her bathroom.Yo mama so stupid that when she threw a rock on the ground, she missed, bounced off her foot and hit her in the face.Yo mama so stupid, she got locked up in a grocery store and starved.Yo mamas so stupid, she stole free bread.Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.Yo mama so stupid, she was chained to a water fountain and died of dehydrationYo mama so stupid, she told this joke.Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept.Yo mama is like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet!Yo mama is so fat, she can't even fit in a chat room.Yo mama so fat that when she wears a rain coat, she look like a school bus!Yo mama is a hose pipe, the gardener turns her on.Yo mama is like a rugby field, everybody can try.Yo mama is like a tie, everybody knows how to do her.Yo mama so fat, she jumped and got stuck.24. Yo mama so stupid and fat, when she saw a school bus full of white children, she said, "Stop that Twinkie!!!!!"Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it read, "One at a time please!"Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.Yo mama so fat, when the doorbell rang, she ran straight to the microwave!Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.Yo mama is so fat, she uses all of Phoenix, Arizona as her tanning bed.Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.Yo mama is so dumb, when you left for school on the school bus, she ran after saying "TWINKIE I WANT MY TWINKIE"Yo mama so big, she uses a mattress as a tampon.Yo mama so hairy, when you popped out, you got carpet burn.Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming at the beach, the whales came out and sang "We Are Family."Yo mama is so fat, she sat on Wal-mart and lowered the prices!Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and got kicked out!Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!Yo mama is so old, when God said 'let there be light' she said, 'Hey who turned the lights on?'Yo mama is so ugly, she wne tot an ugly contest and they said, 'soory, no profecionals allowed!'Yo mama so stupid, she saw your red head and called the fire department then told them you were on fire.Momma so poor, she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage.\Yo mama so skinny she was marked absent for standing sideways.Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "Next please."Yo mama so skinny she gave a new name to anorexia.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "air cannot be weighed."Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and it broke.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and died.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and wondered how that piece of crap got in her bathroom.Yo mama so stupid that when she threw a rock on the ground, she missed.Yo mama so stupid, she got locked up in a grocery store and starved.Yo mama so stupid, she stole free bread.Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.Yo mama so stupid, she was chained to a water fountain and died of dehydrationYo mama so stupid, he told this joke.Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept.Yo mama is like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet!Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.Yo mama is so fat, she can't even fit in a chat room.Yo momma so fat that when she wears a rain coat, she looks like a school bus!Yo mama is a hose pipe, the gardener turns her on.Yo mama is like a rugby field, everybody can try.Yo mama is like a tie, everybody knows how to do her.Yo mama so fat, she jumped and got stuck.Yo mama so stupid and fat, when she saw a school bus full of white children, she said, "Stop that Twinkie!!!!!"Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it read, "One at a time please!"Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.Yo mama so fat, when the doorbell rang, she ran straight to the microwave!Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.Yo mama is so fat, she uses all of Phoenix, Arizona as her tanning bed.Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.Yo mama is so dumb, when you left for school on the school bus, she ran after saying "TWINKIE I WANT MY TWINKIE"Yo mama so big, she uses a mattress as a tampon.Yo mama so hairy, when you popped out, you got carpet burn.Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming at the beach, the whales came out and sang "We Are Family."Yo mama is so fat, she sat on Wal-mart and lowered the prices!Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and got kicked out!Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuckYo mama so ugly she went to the haunted house on Halloween and came out with a job applicationYo mama so fat that Christopher Columbus claimed her as "the new world"Yo mama so fat she jumped in the swimming pool and everyone yelled TSUNAMI!Yo mama so fat she gotta wear watches on both arms to keep the time zoneYo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits beside everyoneYo mama so fat people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest and got kicked out because they said "no professionals"Yo mama is so fatYo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing upYo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.Yo mama so fat were in her right nowYo mama so fat people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyoneYo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for CondorsYo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new worldYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free WillyYo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptizedYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the drivewayYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-rollerYo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pocketsYo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12thYo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge tooYo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12thYo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge tooYo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time pleaseYo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumpingYo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover herYo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the familyYo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her throughYo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the waterYo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured outYo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teethYo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite picturesYo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....Yo mama so fat & ugly that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.Yo mama is so stupidYo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutesYo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friendsYo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoonYo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't readYo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mindYo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowlYo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowlYo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.Yo mama is so oldYo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbookYo mama is so dirtyYo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.Yo mama is so hairyYo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
What is the best dis's ever?
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world Yo momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish Yo momma's so fat that she made you look skinny Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system. Yo mamma's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute. Yo Mama's so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices. Yo momma so fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost. Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move. Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub. Yo Momma So Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!" Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider! Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains". Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus. Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite. Yo your moma so fat that her belt size is the equater. Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes. Yo mama so fat when she died they didn't use a casket they used a mansion. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code! Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose. Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo mama so fat when she jumps for joy she gets stuck!!! Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep. Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo mama so fat she influences the tides. Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World. Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas. Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket. Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial. Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard. Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean..... Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse. Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean. Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway. Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo momma's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo momma's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make cookies. Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo momma's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars. Yo momma's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo momma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her. Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry. Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote! Yo momma's so ugly, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out! Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo momma's so ugly, on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone! Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone! Yo momma's so ugly, people go as her to Halloween parties. Yo momma's so ugly, I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. Yo momma's so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
What if your mommy is so fat jokes?
You mama so fat when she sat on a quarter one of george washingtons buger's squirted out! yo mama so fat when she got on the scale it said to be continued!
What are the funniest yo mama jokes ever?
Yo mama so fat when she lay on the beach , the gray wales start singing "We are family even tho your 10X fatter then me!"yo mama so fat they half to weight her on a truck scale & Shel breaks it.& more by mio plus other jokes & the oldest joke ik customer: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup? waiter: Looks like the back stroke. customer:take this back to the chief Waiter: why he won't eat it either.Yo mama so skinny she was marked absent for standing sideways.Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "Next please."Yo mama so skinny she gave a new name to anorexia.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "air cannot be weighed."Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and it broke.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and died.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and wondered how that piece of crap got in her bathroom.Yo mama so stupid that when she threw a rock on the ground, she missed.Yo mama so stupid, she got locked up in a grocery store and starved.Yo mama so stupid, she stole free bread.Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.Yo mama so stupid, she was chained to a water fountain and died of dehydrationYo mama so stupid, he told this joke.Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept.Yo mama is like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet!Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.Yo mama is so fat, she can't even fit in a chat room.Yo momma so fat that when she wears a rain coat, she looks like a school bus!Yo mama is a hose pipe, the gardener turns her on.Yo mama is like a rugby field, everybody can try.Yo mama is like a tie, everybody knows how to do her.Yo mama so fat, she jumped and got stuck.Yo mama so stupid and fat, when she saw a school bus full of white children, she said, "Stop that Twinkie!!!!!"Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it read, "One at a time please!"Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.Yo mama so fat, when the doorbell rang, she ran straight to the microwave!Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.Yo mama is so fat, she uses all of Phoenix, Arizona as her tanning bed.Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.Yo mama is so dumb, when you left for school on the school bus, she ran after saying "TWINKIE I WANT MY TWINKIE"Yo mama so big, she uses a mattress as a tampon.Yo mama so hairy, when you popped out, you got carpet burn.Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming at the beach, the whales came out and sang "We Are Family."Yo mama is so fat, she sat on Wal-mart and lowered the prices!Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and got kicked out!Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuckYo mama so ugly she went to the haunted house on Halloween and came out with a job applicationYo mama so fat that Christopher Columbus claimed her as "the new world"Yo mama so fat she jumped in the swimming pool and everyone yelled TSUNAMI!Yo mama so fat she gotta wear watches on both arms to keep the time zoneYo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits beside everyoneYo mama so fat people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest and got kicked out because they said "no professionals"----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------YO MAMMA IS SO FAT...Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.Yo mama's so fat that when she rolls off the bed, she rolls off BOTH sides.Yo mamma's so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her....Yo mamma's so fat she had to go to seaworld to get babtized.Yo mamma's so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.yo mamma is so fat she went to the theater and she sat next to everybody.yo mamma is so fat she saw a bus full of white kids and said "stop that twinkie!!!"yo mamma is so fat i had to take two busses and a train to get around her.yo mamma is so fat she sat on a querter and a buger flew out of George washingtons nose.yo mamma is so fat she layed on the beach and people tried to throw her back in the ocean.yo mama's so fat she jumped on a trampoline then flew over wall-mart & hit target.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------YO MAMMA IS SO UGLY...Yo mamma's so ugly that she would have been in E.T., but she's so fat that when she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.yo mamma is so ugly she threw a boomarang and it never came back.yo mamma is so ugly the boogie man has to sleep with the night light on.yo mamma is so ugly motel 6 wont even leave the lights on for her.yo mamma is so ugly i tried to slap her, then my hand turned green and i started slapping myself.Yo mamma's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.yo mamma is so ugly she was peeling an onion and made it cry.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------YO MAMMA IS SO DUMB....yo mamma's so dumb she tried to drown a fish.yo mamma is so dumb she thought that a football querter back was a refund joke.yo mamma is so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch.yo mamma is so dumb she stuck a sheet of paper to the tv and said im watching paper view.yo mamma is so dumb she dialed 911 on the microwave.yo mamma is so dumb she stuck a batery in her but and said ive got the power.yo mamma is so dumb she saw concentrate on a milk jug and she stared at it and stared at it.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------YO MAMMA IS SO POOR...yo mamma is so poor i saw her kicking a can and she sayed shes moving.yo mamma is so poor she walks through the front door and falls out the back.yo mamma is so poor i stepped on a skate board and she sayed "THATS MY COUCH!!!"yo mamma is so poor she cant afford FREE.Yo Mamma................is so ugly she made a blind kid dieis so stupid she fed her kids cereal with a fork to save milkis so hairy she was on the cover of PureBread Monthly EVERYDAYis so ugly they retired FrankensteinYo Brother is so stpid i told him to get plastic surgery, its the new 2010 and he said yeah i want to get my balls removed and HE DIDyo mamma is sooo ugly when she enterd a ugly contest and they said sorry no pros aloudis soo fat when she sat on the couch the couch starting singing ABCDEFG get ur fat u know what off of meis soo fat and stupid when she saw a yellow bus with white kids in it she yelled TWINKY!!!!!!!!!!!! and ran for itis soo fat when she went in the ocean the whales started sing we are familyyo mamma is so fat that when she fell i did not want to start laughing cause the floor was already cracking up.yo mamma so fat she slapped a globe and gave the whole world an earthquakeyour mamma is so fat that she got stuck in the doorway and had to put butter around her and a twinkie on the other side.yo momma so fat she got her on gravatational pullYo mama so gross she went to go take a bath the bath water jumped out of the tub and said, "I'm good"yo mama so ugle yo daddy takes her to work just so dosent have to kiss her good byei ain't got nothing to say about yo mama heck her face says it allYo mama so skinny she was marked absent sideways.Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "Next please."Yo mama so skinny she gave a new name to anorexia.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "air cannot be weighed."Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and it broke.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and died.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and wondered how that piece of crap got in her bathroom.Yo mama so stupid that when she threw a rock on the ground, she missed, bounced off her foot and hit her in the face.Yo mama so stupid, she got locked up in a grocery store and starved.Yo mamas so stupid, she stole free bread.Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.Yo mama so stupid, she was chained to a water fountain and died of dehydrationYo mama so stupid, she told this joke.Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept.Yo mama is like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet!Yo mama is so fat, she can't even fit in a chat room.Yo mama so fat that when she wears a rain coat, she look like a school bus!Yo mama is a hose pipe, the gardener turns her on.Yo mama is like a rugby field, everybody can try.Yo mama is like a tie, everybody knows how to do her.Yo mama so fat, she jumped and got stuck.24. Yo mama so stupid and fat, when she saw a school bus full of white children, she said, "Stop that Twinkie!!!!!"Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it read, "One at a time please!"Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.Yo mama so fat, when the doorbell rang, she ran straight to the microwave!Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.Yo mama is so fat, she uses all of Phoenix, Arizona as her tanning bed.Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.Yo mama is so dumb, when you left for school on the school bus, she ran after saying "TWINKIE I WANT MY TWINKIE"Yo mama so big, she uses a mattress as a tampon.Yo mama so hairy, when you popped out, you got carpet burn.Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming at the beach, the whales came out and sang "We Are Family."Yo mama is so fat, she sat on Wal-mart and lowered the prices!Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and got kicked out!Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!Yo mama is so old, when God said 'let there be light' she said, 'Hey who turned the lights on?'Yo mama is so ugly, she wne tot an ugly contest and they said, 'soory, no profecionals allowed!'Yo mama so stupid, she saw your red head and called the fire department then told them you were on fire. Momma so poor, she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage.\Yo mama so skinny she was marked absent for standing sideways.Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "Next please."Yo mama so skinny she gave a new name to anorexia.Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "air cannot be weighed."Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and it broke.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and died.Yo mama's so ugly, she looked into a mirror and wondered how that piece of crap got in her bathroom.Yo mama so stupid that when she threw a rock on the ground, she missed.Yo mama so stupid, she got locked up in a grocery store and starved.Yo mama so stupid, she stole free bread.Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.Yo mama so stupid, she was chained to a water fountain and died of dehydrationYo mama so stupid, he told this joke.Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept.Yo mama is like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet!Yo mama is so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.Yo mama is so fat, she can't even fit in a chat room.Yo momma so fat that when she wears a rain coat, she looks like a school bus!Yo mama is a hose pipe, the gardener turns her on.Yo mama is like a rugby field, everybody can try.Yo mama is like a tie, everybody knows how to do her.Yo mama so fat, she jumped and got stuck.Yo mama so stupid and fat, when she saw a school bus full of white children, she said, "Stop that Twinkie!!!!!"Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it read, "One at a time please!"Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.Yo mama so fat, when the doorbell rang, she ran straight to the microwave!Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.Yo mama is so fat, she uses all of Phoenix, Arizona as her tanning bed.Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.Yo mama is so dumb, when you left for school on the school bus, she ran after saying "TWINKIE I WANT MY TWINKIE"Yo mama so big, she uses a mattress as a tampon.Yo mama so hairy, when you popped out, you got carpet burn.Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming at the beach, the whales came out and sang "We Are Family."Yo mama is so fat, she sat on Wal-mart and lowered the prices!Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and got kicked out!Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuckYo mama so ugly she went to the haunted house on Halloween and came out with a job applicationYo mama so fat that Christopher Columbus claimed her as "the new world"Yo mama so fat she jumped in the swimming pool and everyone yelled TSUNAMI!Yo mama so fat she gotta wear watches on both arms to keep the time zoneYo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits beside everyoneYo mama so fat people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest and got kicked out because they said "no professionals"Yo mama is so fat Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing upYo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.Yo mama so fat were in her right nowYo mama so fat people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyoneYo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for CondorsYo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new worldYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free WillyYo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptizedYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the drivewayYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-rollerYo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pocketsYo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12thYo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge tooYo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12thYo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge tooYo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time pleaseYo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumpingYo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover herYo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the familyYo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her throughYo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the waterYo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured outYo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teethYo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite picturesYo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo mama is so stupidYo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutesYo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friendsYo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoonYo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't readYo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mindYo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowlYo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowlYo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo mama is so oldYo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbookYo mama is so dirtyYo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.Yo mama is so hairyYo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Examples of yo mama so fat jokes?
Yo moma so fat that she counts as a multikill on COD. Your mama so fat when she go swimming at the beach people discover a new island!
Why is yo mama so fat?
cause your fatter
What are some popular 'yo mama like a' jokes?
Yo mama's so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!Yo mama's so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn't lift her.Yo mama's so fat, she makes Hagrid look like "Mini-me".Yo mama's so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!Yo mama's so fat the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes.Yo mama's so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore.Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is a hip hop station on satellite radio.Yo mama's so ugly that the whomping willow saw her and died.Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Patronus is a kind of Tequlia.Yo Mama's so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese.Yo mama's so nasty, the Forbidden Forrest was named after her.Yo mama's the reason that Dumbledore turned gay.Yo mama's so old, her boobs look like two upside down Sorting Hats!Yo mama's so fat, she used the invisibility cloak as a bib.Yo Mama's so ugly, everybody calls her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked"Yo mama's so fat that even the Dementors can't suck her soul out in one sitting.Yo mama's so pasty, she makes Ron Weasely look like George Hamilton.Yo mama's so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham!Yo mama's so old she gave Nicholas Flamel his first kiss.Yo mama's so ugly that the Dementor's Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in a pensieveYo mama's so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongueYo mama's so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark on them.Yo mama's so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill.Yo Mama's so ugly that even Voldemort won't say her name.Yo Mama's so poor she can't even afford a Gringotts account.Yo mama's so fat that the sorting hat couldn't decide where to put her - she couldn't fit in any of the houses!!Yo mama's the only mute prostitue in Hogsmeade. They call her "dumb-le-whore"!Yo mama's so fat, she ate the Death Eaters.Yo mama's so masculine that Dumbledore would sleep with her!Yo mama's so nasty that the order of the phoenix was "stay away from that woman!"Yo mama's so poor that Dobby gave her a sock to keep her foot warm.Yo mama's such a tramp that she's given more rides than the Hogwarts Express!Yo mama's so fat even Grawp can't pick her up!Yo mama's so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor.Yo mama's so fat that it takes two boggarts to shape-shift into her!Yo mama's so ugly that she lost a beauty contest to Mountain Troll.Yo mama's so ugly that when the bassalisk snuck up on her and saw her face, HE dropped dead.Yo mama's breath is the secret ingredient in the Weasly's Butterscotch Barf-ies.Yo mama's so ugly that when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application.Yo mama's so ugly she turned the Basilisk to stone.Yo mama's such a tramp that she's like a quidditch broomstick - everyone gets a ride.Yo mama's so skanky that the reason you're called a Half-Blood Prince is because she has no idea who your father is!Yo mama's so dumb that a stupify spell actually made her smarter.Yo mama's so stanky that not even dobby would accept one of her socks.Yo mama's so fat that even her Quidditch robes have stretch marks.Yo mama's so old she makes Dumbledore look like a teenager.Yo mama's so fat they'd have to use transfiguration to sneak her through the hole in the Gryffindor Tower.Ya mama's so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim.Yo mama's so fat the core of her wand has a creame filling.Yo mama's so ugly that Voldemort took one look at her and killed HIMSELF!"Yo mama's so poor she had to go to the Weasley's for a loan.Yo mama's so ugly, she thought that Hogwarts were the growth on her thigh.Yo mama's so ugly that as a baby they had to use the Confundus Charm so the family would play with her.Yo mama's so ugly she scares the Dementors away.Yo mama's so ugly that when she asked Crabbe to take her to the Yule Ball, he decided to go with Goyle instead!
What is the funniest yo mama joke you heard?
Yo mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued" Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a Mexican phone company Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper
What is siasy?
big fat mama big fat mama
