Chuck Norris would Norris more Norris than any Norris-chucking fool in THIS universe could even DARE to imagine.
Chuck Norris in fact is more than a Demigod. Chuck Norris was born in the years -800003451. He crafted time itself, with his nose. If you were to give Chuck Norris a title such as "God" or "DemiGod" then you are underlooking his true nature. Chuck Norris is in fact just Chuck Norris. Since God's are proven to be false, he only thing measured as of with such power is Chuck Norris. And if you ever wonder who your praying to in Church, well it's Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris you idiots
you both have the same amount of money He has more money than you... Chuck Norris will ALWAYS have more money than you... Take THAT Bill Gates and Oprah!
How dare you doubt Chuck Norris! Of course he can, but he can also do much more awesome things.
Chuck Norris would Norris more Norris than any Norris-chucking fool in THIS universe could even DARE to imagine.
CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris in fact is more than a Demigod. Chuck Norris was born in the years -800003451. He crafted time itself, with his nose. If you were to give Chuck Norris a title such as "God" or "DemiGod" then you are underlooking his true nature. Chuck Norris is in fact just Chuck Norris. Since God's are proven to be false, he only thing measured as of with such power is Chuck Norris. And if you ever wonder who your praying to in Church, well it's Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris you idiots
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Here are some 1. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. To bad he has never cried 2. Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. This has nothing to do with his ancestry, but the man ate an Indian 3. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris 4. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there's no life 5. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs THE FUNNIEST OF ALL TIME: Kids wear Superman underwear, but Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. this is funnyer chuck Norris once had sex in the back of a semi some of his jiz got in to the gas tank this truck is now known as optimas prime When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendys.
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you both have the same amount of money He has more money than you... Chuck Norris will ALWAYS have more money than you... Take THAT Bill Gates and Oprah!
Chuck Norris, because he wins at everything
Chuck Norris does the roundhouse kick more effectively than anyone else.
Chuck Norris can never have no cookies. It is physically impossible. (Always spell Chuck Norris with a capital C and N) If Chuck Norris were ever to have no cookies, he would still have more than you (or anyone, for that matter.)
CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!Chuck Norris is BETTER than jet li because he was in more movies and does a round house that CAN KILL U! Also Chuck Norris was the KING OF BATTLE , THE HEAD HANCHO , THE MAN! If you go on Google and type in where is chuck Norris and click the im feeling lucky.U can tottaly tell chuck Norris is better!!!