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Chuck Norris is everywhere. He is nowhere. He is all that once was and all that will be. He is, he will, he was. Chuck Norris is like a fox farting on a cloudy moonlit night. He is as swift as a samuri covered in syrup butter. When chuck Norris barfed he created the big bang.

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