a builder on a 3rd floor forgot to bring his saw up with him. he shouts down to his mate but he cant hear him so he does sign laguage. he point to his eye (i) his knee (need) and moves his arm in a back and forth motion, his mate nods his head, pulls down his trousers and starts wanking, furious the builder runs downstairs "what the hell r u duin, i said i need my saw". " i know" said his mate, "i was lettin u know i was cumin.
Was the test long and hard? That's what she said!
A horse walks into a bar the bartender says why the long face?
I'm an orange!
Make me a sandwich.
you find good jokes at joke4kids.com
Was the test long and hard? That's what she said!
Inside jokes are personal jokes between friends that only those people can understand.
Since jokes are subjective and jokes only if you think they are, I can only provide what amuses me: The joke's on you.
The oldest
Goodjokes.com jokes.com funnyjokes.com anitjokes.com google.com, then type in jokes
Don't seat on me
Did you eat the baby
You can find some good hospital jokes online at Great Clean Jokes. One hospital joke is " What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital? At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out."
There are several websites that good chemistry jokes can be obtained from. Among them are About, Jupiter Scientific, Jokes 4 Us, Angelo, and Chemical Forums.
Women's rights.
Ones that are toad often.
Make me a sandwich.