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chuck Norris has written 6 books chuck Norris was once god, then he got promoted
Yes he does,His brother Wieland Norris was born when Chuck was about 4 years old i think, however he died in 1970 while air patrolling in Vietnam. =(
Many Chuck Norris jokes are widely circulated around the Internet. Thus, it is very difficult to find them online. A possible solution would be to come up with one by oneself, perhaps by visualizing a humanly impossible situation and then alleging the result as doable by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris in fact is more than a Demigod. Chuck Norris was born in the years -800003451. He crafted time itself, with his nose. If you were to give Chuck Norris a title such as "God" or "DemiGod" then you are underlooking his true nature. Chuck Norris is in fact just Chuck Norris. Since God's are proven to be false, he only thing measured as of with such power is Chuck Norris. And if you ever wonder who your praying to in Church, well it's Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has 5 children
chuck Norris has written 6 books chuck Norris was once god, then he got promoted
The same amount of days chuck Norris....Chuck Norris is jesus
Chuck Norris can never have no cookies. It is physically impossible. (Always spell Chuck Norris with a capital C and N) If Chuck Norris were ever to have no cookies, he would still have more than you (or anyone, for that matter.)
Yes he does,His brother Wieland Norris was born when Chuck was about 4 years old i think, however he died in 1970 while air patrolling in Vietnam. =(
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Chuck Norris once killed 182 people with only six bullets.
as many as he allows
Every face book user is already friends with Chuck Norris You don't accept him he accepts you.
Many Chuck Norris jokes are widely circulated around the Internet. Thus, it is very difficult to find them online. A possible solution would be to come up with one by oneself, perhaps by visualizing a humanly impossible situation and then alleging the result as doable by Chuck Norris.
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