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Was Chuck Norris in WWE?
CHUCK NORRIS was in WWE (back when WWE was WWF) in the match of under taker v.s Yokozuna Jeff Jarrett came from back stage to interfere in the match and CHUCK NORRIS kicked them in the face
Who would win in a fight between steven segal and Chuck Norris?
CHUCK NORRIS WILL ROUND HOUSE KICK HIM IN THE FACE!!In my opinion, Chuck Norris will win, because if Chuck Norris is tough enough to drown a fish, he can obviously beat Steven Segal.ANSWER:Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is magic. DELTA FORCE magic.Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is better than everybody.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. The reason nobody has been saved by Chuck Norris tears is Chuck Norris doesn't cry.Do you know why Superman wears what he wears when he's saving the world? Because he and Chuck Norris got into a fight and the loser had to go to work for the rest of his life in his pajamas.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so fast and so hard his foot broke the speed of light and went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart.Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kicked deaths has risen by 13,000 percent.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.Chuck Norris once shot an enemy fighter plane down by pointing his finger at it and yelling; "Bang!".If Superman and the Flash were to race to the edge of the universe, do you know who would win? Chuck Norris!Chuck Norris once ate a baby. Therefore he would win.Chuck Norris Sleeps with a pillow under his gunChuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door.Steven Segal doesn't stand a chance.
What are good Chuck Norris jokes?
LIST OF KNOWN CHUCK NORRIS JOKESJokes with bolded numbers are popular ones.1. Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is scared of him!2. Chuck Norris was supposed to die 50 years ago but the Grim Reaper was to scared to take him.3. Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.4. Chuck Norris created his own mother5. Chuck Norris had a heart attack and he won.6. Chuck Norris does not make spelling mistakes, if he spells a word differently the dictionary will correct itself.7. Jesus and Chuck Norris had the same birthday, Chuck Norris doesn't care.8. If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.9. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.10. Chuck Norris got bitten by an extremely poisonous snake, after extreme pain and seizure the snake died.11. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.12. Chuck Norris made war marry peace.13. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.14. Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris found it and brought it back.15. Chuck Norris can unscramble and egg.16. Chuck Norris is blind, no one could ever tell because he sees only in the colour of fear and since everything fears Chuck Norris he sees all.17. Chuck Norris gives polygraph machines a lie detector test.18. Chuck Norris can possess the Devil.19. Chuck Norris can look up a number in the phone book that's not listed in the phone book.20. The judges of American idol sing for Chuck Norris.21. Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks cannot get sucked into black holes. Black holes get sucked into Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks.22. Why is health care so expensive? Chuck Norris is sending so many people to the hospital every day.23. When Chuck Norris picks up a Rubix cube, it solves itself out of fear.24. Chuck Norris visits Hell for vacation.25. Chuck Norris can understand women.26. Bushes beat around Chuck Norris.27. Chuck Norris doesn't dance around the question. Questions dance around Chuck Norris.28. Chuck Norris invented pain.29. Chuck Norris's wife gave birth to his own parents.30. Chuck Norris can have it both ways.31. Even the amazing people are saying, "Wow, Chuck Norris is really amazing."32. Chuck Norris tells his mother who she can hang out with.33. Handicap signs aren't for handicap people they're for all the people that meet Chuck Norris.34. When Chuck Norris was born the sun said I quit!35. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He just accidentally destroys chairs.36. Chuck Norris doesn't need bullet proof vests. Bullet proof vests need Chuck Norris.37. Guns don't shoot at Chuck Norris. Bullets aren't that stupid.38. The invention of the atomic bomb was created when Chuck Norris sneezed into a jar and it blew up only one one thing was left standing, Chuck Norris39. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you with his fist.40. The Boogeyman checks his closet each night for Chuck Norris.Cars were actually invented for a faster way to flee from chuck Norris, but Chuck 41. Norris invented the car wreck.42. Bruce Lee once survived a Round house kick. and then he woke up.43. Black holes cannot escape Chuck Norris.44. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.45. Chuck Norris stared at Medusa - she turned to stone.46. Chuck Norris is so fast that he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!47. Chuck Norris dug a drainage ditch near his Arizona cottage - it's now called The Grand Canyon.48.Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.49.Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.50. Everybody loves Raymond - except Chuck Norris.51. Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it, too.52. Chuck Norris can call different people by dialing the same number.53. Chuck Norris cuts his toenails with a chain saw.54. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow.**55.** Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land. *Laughter*
What does Chuck Norris look like?
Chuck Norris is an American actor and martial artist.
Is Jean Claude van Damme better than Chuck Norris?
I thought Jean's acting ability in the beginning was much better, but Chuck has come a long way and I think he has passed van Damme. If you meant in fighting ability, Chuck has the better record. Chuck Norris has had a lot of TV and film acting under his belt (no pun on belt ), so he is more comfortable in front of the camera. Jean-Claude lacks the TV experience, however, based on his younger age could probably out perform Chuck in karate. As far as box office is concerned, Chuck Norris has a bigger audience and is appearing in the new movie Expendables 2.
Will Chuck Norris find you?
No, he has already found you. thats right, kiddies. don't check under your bed for monsters, check for chuck norris.
Was Chuck Norris in WWE?
CHUCK NORRIS was in WWE (back when WWE was WWF) in the match of under taker v.s Yokozuna Jeff Jarrett came from back stage to interfere in the match and CHUCK NORRIS kicked them in the face
Who is better Luke Large or Chuck Norris?
Luke Large has a beard under his beard but chuck norris has a fist under his beard, Luke Large can finger someone with four fingers while chuck norris can fist three people at ounce, luke large can swim through land while water surrounds chuck norris. So Chuck Norris is better even though luke can wank 3 times in 5 minutes.
Does Chuck Norris have a chin?
No its just another fist under his beard.
Who said something about a guy gargling peanut butter?
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter. The boogey man looks under his bed to make sure Chuck Norris isn't there. Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, if he ever cried.
Who would win in a fight between steven segal and Chuck Norris?
CHUCK NORRIS WILL ROUND HOUSE KICK HIM IN THE FACE!!In my opinion, Chuck Norris will win, because if Chuck Norris is tough enough to drown a fish, he can obviously beat Steven Segal.ANSWER:Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is magic. DELTA FORCE magic.Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is better than everybody.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. The reason nobody has been saved by Chuck Norris tears is Chuck Norris doesn't cry.Do you know why Superman wears what he wears when he's saving the world? Because he and Chuck Norris got into a fight and the loser had to go to work for the rest of his life in his pajamas.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so fast and so hard his foot broke the speed of light and went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart.Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kicked deaths has risen by 13,000 percent.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.Chuck Norris once shot an enemy fighter plane down by pointing his finger at it and yelling; "Bang!".If Superman and the Flash were to race to the edge of the universe, do you know who would win? Chuck Norris!Chuck Norris once ate a baby. Therefore he would win.Chuck Norris Sleeps with a pillow under his gunChuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door.Steven Segal doesn't stand a chance.
Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Obama?
If the stories are believed to be true, and that Chuck Norris truely does have a third fist under his beard, easily Chuck Norris.But if all superstitions are put aside, Obama would presumably have the CIA deport Chuck.
Does Chuck Norris have a third fist under his beard?
Yes, as proved in Family Guy
What is something you would hate to find under your bed?
chuck norris Nancy Pelosi
What are good Chuck Norris jokes?
LIST OF KNOWN CHUCK NORRIS JOKESJokes with bolded numbers are popular ones.1. Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is scared of him!2. Chuck Norris was supposed to die 50 years ago but the Grim Reaper was to scared to take him.3. Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.4. Chuck Norris created his own mother5. Chuck Norris had a heart attack and he won.6. Chuck Norris does not make spelling mistakes, if he spells a word differently the dictionary will correct itself.7. Jesus and Chuck Norris had the same birthday, Chuck Norris doesn't care.8. If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.9. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.10. Chuck Norris got bitten by an extremely poisonous snake, after extreme pain and seizure the snake died.11. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.12. Chuck Norris made war marry peace.13. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.14. Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris found it and brought it back.15. Chuck Norris can unscramble and egg.16. Chuck Norris is blind, no one could ever tell because he sees only in the colour of fear and since everything fears Chuck Norris he sees all.17. Chuck Norris gives polygraph machines a lie detector test.18. Chuck Norris can possess the Devil.19. Chuck Norris can look up a number in the phone book that's not listed in the phone book.20. The judges of American idol sing for Chuck Norris.21. Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks cannot get sucked into black holes. Black holes get sucked into Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks.22. Why is health care so expensive? Chuck Norris is sending so many people to the hospital every day.23. When Chuck Norris picks up a Rubix cube, it solves itself out of fear.24. Chuck Norris visits Hell for vacation.25. Chuck Norris can understand women.26. Bushes beat around Chuck Norris.27. Chuck Norris doesn't dance around the question. Questions dance around Chuck Norris.28. Chuck Norris invented pain.29. Chuck Norris's wife gave birth to his own parents.30. Chuck Norris can have it both ways.31. Even the amazing people are saying, "Wow, Chuck Norris is really amazing."32. Chuck Norris tells his mother who she can hang out with.33. Handicap signs aren't for handicap people they're for all the people that meet Chuck Norris.34. When Chuck Norris was born the sun said I quit!35. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He just accidentally destroys chairs.36. Chuck Norris doesn't need bullet proof vests. Bullet proof vests need Chuck Norris.37. Guns don't shoot at Chuck Norris. Bullets aren't that stupid.38. The invention of the atomic bomb was created when Chuck Norris sneezed into a jar and it blew up only one one thing was left standing, Chuck Norris39. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you with his fist.40. The Boogeyman checks his closet each night for Chuck Norris.Cars were actually invented for a faster way to flee from chuck Norris, but Chuck 41. Norris invented the car wreck.42. Bruce Lee once survived a Round house kick. and then he woke up.43. Black holes cannot escape Chuck Norris.44. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.45. Chuck Norris stared at Medusa - she turned to stone.46. Chuck Norris is so fast that he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!47. Chuck Norris dug a drainage ditch near his Arizona cottage - it's now called The Grand Canyon.48.Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.49.Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.50. Everybody loves Raymond - except Chuck Norris.51. Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it, too.52. Chuck Norris can call different people by dialing the same number.53. Chuck Norris cuts his toenails with a chain saw.54. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow.**55.** Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land. *Laughter*
Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or a black hole?
Logically - The black hole since it can crush anything that goes in it. Chuck Norris is only human so he'd die going in it. Chuck Norris Fact - Chuck Norris because he is almighty religious answer: god would not allow his second son to perish in a fight with a black hole so god would banish is to the under world stinks the be Hitler now.
What does Chuck Norris look like?
Chuck Norris is an American actor and martial artist.
